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ur-bane
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Cail wrote:Did you hear they're doing a re-make of The Exorcist?

This time a family hires the Devil to get a priest out of their son.
This one slipped through unnoticed by me until now! :haha: :LOLS: :haha:
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Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
If it weren't for Christmas,
We'd all be Jewish!
--Benny Hill
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