The Bloodguard are "strong-loined"??

[Rincewind]

fortuately, definately

[dennisrwood]

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the show

Now it's up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot mama? you sure look that way to me

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?

Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded, I'm hot

Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you'll have to get away from you know who

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, you're looking so tight
Hot blooded, now you're driving me wild
Hot blooded, I'm so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, I'm a little bit high
Hot blooded, you're a little bit shy
Hot blooded, you're making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing

[Warmark]

<claps>

[drew]

..so are the Bloodguard into Classic Rock?

[Edge]

They are the champions, my friend!

- they'll keep on fighting, to the end...

[drew]

"..Sweet Home, Westron Mountains;
Where to wind is cold!
Sweet home Westron mountains;
Ranyhyn Bring me back to you.."

[safetyjedi]

In Revelstone they luv the lords now, OOH OOH OOH
And TC did what he could do....

[dennisrwood]

You wake up late for war- man you don't wanna go
You ask the Lords, "Please?" - but they still says, "No!"
You just fought two battles - and no duties do you shirk
But the Halfhand preaches disbelief like you're some kind of
jerk

(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to party

now Mhoram caught you smoking - and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day
Man, living at Revelstone is such a drag
Now the stonedowners threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!)

(repeat chorus)

Don't step out of this cave if that's the clothes you're
gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Lord Mhoram busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, man you're just jealous - it's the Bloodguard Boys!

(repeat chorus twice)

[Variol Farseer]

We can Vow if we want to
We can leave EarthBlood behind
'Cos that Blood don't Guard
And if it don't Guard
Then it's no Blood of mine
We can ride if we want to
On any Ranyhyn we find
For two thousand years we've been stuck in this Land
Left our womenfolk far behind
And we can Vow!

We can fight when we want to
We don't need no Sword or Staff
And we can cross that map all the way from Guards' Gap
till the day we hear Corruption laugh
Yeah, we can Vow if we want to
Say that Kevin is our man
And you can act real true like another ak-Haru
And I can act like a Jackie Chan

CHORUS:
I say, we can Vow, we can Vow
Desecration's under control
We can Vow, we can Vow
Gonna keep the New Lords whole
We can Vow, we can Vow
Everybody's gonna learn how
We can Vow, we can Vow
Learn to fight Corruption now

Suffice to Vow
We suffice to Vow!
We suffice to Vow!

We can quit when we want to
We can walk out on the Land
'Cos when we think we own it, we'll only Illearth Stone it
And we cannot fight with half a hand
I say, we can split if we want to
We can leave the Lords behind
'Cos the Lords don't Guard
And if they don't Guard
Then they're no Lords of mine!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

We suffice to Vow!
Do we suffice to Vow?
We suffice to Vow!
Do we suffice to Vow?
We suffice to Vow!
Do we suffice to Vow?
Yes, we suffice to Vow!

[dennisrwood]

you win Variol! that was great, i love that song!

[Edge]

[Variol Farseer]

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!






(I've done quite a number of these things over the years, and one gets a knack. Some time I'll try to reconstruct my Eagles filk, 'Welcome to the Hotel Prancing Pony', and stick it in the Tolkien forum!)

[Edge]

Some time I'll try to reconstruct my Eagles filk, 'Welcome to the Hotel Prancing Pony', and stick it in the Tolkien forum!

I'm going to nag you weakly (yes, every weak!) until you do.

[Warmark]

Some time I'll try to reconstruct my Eagles filk, 'Welcome to the Hotel Prancing Pony', and stick it in the Tolkien forum!

I'm going to nag you weakly (yes, every weak!) until you do.

I shall nag DAILY starting now...When you going to do it?

[Variol Farseer]

I shall nag DAILY starting now...When you going to do it?

Well, I'm starting a new job tomorrow, so right now is probably not a good time. I'll keep you posted.

[lurch]

...Some songs are so classic , little needs changing to fit:

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great loins of fire

I learned to love all of the Lord’s money
You came along and you moved me honey
I changed my mind, looking fine
Goodness gracious great loins of fire

You kissed me baba, woo.....it feels good
Hold me baba, learn to let me love you like a lover should
Your fine, so kind
I'm a nervous Land that your mine mine mine mine-ine

I cut my nails and I quiver my thumb
I'm really nervous but it sure is fun
Come on baba, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great loins of fire

Well kiss me baba, woo-oooooo....it feels good
Hold me baba
I want to love you like a lover should
Your fine, so kind
I got this Land that your mine mine mine mine-ine

I cut my nails and I quiver my thumb
I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun
Come on baba, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great Loins of fire

I say goodness gracious great Loins of fire...oooh...
...
...MEL

[Cord Hurn]

We can Vow if we want to
We can leave EarthBlood behind
'Cos that Blood don't Guard
And if it don't Guard
Then it's no Blood of mine
We can ride if we want to
On any Ranyhyn we find
For two thousand years we've been stuck in this Land
Left our womenfolk far behind
And we can Vow!

We can fight when we want to
We don't need no Sword or Staff
And we can cross that map all the way from Guards' Gap
till the day we hear Corruption laugh
Yeah, we can Vow if we want to
Say that Kevin is our man
And you can act real true like another ak-Haru
And I can act like a Jackie Chan

CHORUS:
I say, we can Vow, we can Vow
Desecration's under control
We can Vow, we can Vow
Gonna keep the New Lords whole
We can Vow, we can Vow
Everybody's gonna learn how
We can Vow, we can Vow
Learn to fight Corruption now

Suffice to Vow
We suffice to Vow!
We suffice to Vow!

We can quit when we want to
We can walk out on the Land
'Cos when we think we own it, we'll only Illearth Stone it
And we cannot fight with half a hand
I say, we can split if we want to
We can leave the Lords behind
'Cos the Lords don't Guard
And if they don't Guard
Then they're no Lords of mine!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

We suffice to Vow!
Do we suffice to Vow?
We suffice to Vow!
Do we suffice to Vow?
We suffice to Vow!
Do we suffice to Vow?
Yes, we suffice to Vow!
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Without the Quest, our lives will be wasted.

THAT one earns the *bump*.