The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:30 pm

McCoy "Uhura, you do not have enough clothes on to pad a crutch."

Kirk: "And that's a problem how?"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:32 pm

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Bite me!"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:33 pm

"Impressive....most impressive."

"That's what she said."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:35 pm

"Captain Kirk is as clumsy as he is stupid."

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:43 pm

"That Trill is hot!"

"Meh - I think they're all kinda wormy."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:57 pm

"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
"How can you tell? What did you hear? Is my codpiece on crooked?"

Post by **matrixman** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:48 pm

"Spock, did we just witness the beginning of another new Trek series?"

"Yes, Captain. Possibly the next step in our decline as a franchise..."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:58 pm

Matrixman wrote:"Spock, did we just witness the beginning of another new Trek series?"

"Yes, Captain. Possibly the next step in our decline as a franchise..."

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Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:31 pm

Matrixman wrote:"Spock, did we just witness the beginning of another new Trek series?"

"Yes, Captain. Possibly the next step in our decline as a franchise..."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:44 pm

Obi Wan:"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
Luke: "Um. What does it mean that your nose grew while you said that?"
Obi Wan: "er...um...doh!"

Post by **matrixman** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:55 pm

Thanks, guys.

"Ship...safe?"

"No, Spock, the warp drive is still out of whack. Ha ha, calm down, I was just pulling your leg..."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:24 pm

"I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling rat feces. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS rat feces"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:57 pm

"Bridge to Scotty; what in the wild, wild world of sports is going on in there?"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:08 pm

"Away team to Captain Bart. We're in some pretty schitt down here sir. Mr. Spock has been running around clucking like a chicken. Request instructions."

"Ay Carumba!"

Post by **MrKABC** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:16 am

(dialing a telephone, Johnny B. Goode playing in background)

"Mace! Mace! This is your cousin, MARVIN Windu! You know that new lightsaber you were looking for? Well, get a load of THIS!"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:59 pm

"Vader, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?"
"Obi-wan. You're still alive, old friend."
"Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target."

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:19 pm

"Captain to away team: Found anything down there yet?"

"We ain't found shit!"

Post by **danlo** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:43 am

Security "Red Shirt": before inevitable termination, "On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia..."

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:37 pm

"Alright, crewman. You've completed your paperwork and are now ready to begin your assignment aboard the USS Enterprise. Here's your uniform."

"Dear God, NO! NOT THE RED SHIRT!"

Post by **danlo** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:14 pm

"Doctor I just performed the Vulcan Breast Grip on 7 of 9 and my hands are on fire!"

"Well, crap, Tasha and Data just took off with my last bottle of Aloe Vera lotion..."

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game