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Do you agree with the selection of Jessica Biel as sexiest woman alive?

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I'd've nominated Angelina Jolie.
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I'd expect more from Esquire (Maxim or Stuff, maybe). Sexiness requires something more than looks, and I just don't think she has it.
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Brinn wrote:
VF wrote:I'm not convinced. In that dress she looks like she's got 'em, in a bikini (cf. Esquire cover in the CNN link) she looks like an ironing board. Guess which of those garments it's possible to stuff.
OK I'll take the bait!

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Variol Farseer wrote:Based on the photos at the link: anorectic, trashy, and painfully flat. No, thanks.
VF,do a google image search with the family filter off-she is far from flat but still not the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Real breasts have a lot of fat tissue. No woman (unless a genetic freak) could have breasts as large as the one in the picture Brinn posted while being that skinny.

Can you say "silicone"? :wink:
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Did she have them removed to play in Blade III? I'm pretty sure they're natural.
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I haven't seen said movie (and it's something you probably couldn't pay me to watch because life is too short :wink: ), so I honestly couldn't say. :wink:

Why is the girl sitting nearly naked in a sink in that picture? :? :? :?
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Why is the girl sitting nearly naked in a sink in that picture?
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She's dirty and in need of cleaning?
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I'm not sure whether you know this or not but the girl in the sink is Jessica Biel as well. I was just trying to show HLT that she actually does have "assets". ;)
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Oh my God she was born in 1982........

Feeling very old now. Old and dirty.

Maybe I should get in the sink with her.
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Brinn wrote:
VF wrote:I'm not convinced. In that dress she looks like she's got 'em, in a bikini (cf. Esquire cover in the CNN link) she looks like an ironing board. Guess which of those garments it's possible to stuff.
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Brinn wrote:I'm not sure whether you know this or not but the girl in the sink is Jessica Biel as well. I was just trying to show HLT that she actually does have "assets". ;)
Hey, not me!
I'm staying out of this one.
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Sorry HLT, I meant VF. An observant and perspicacious man such as yourself would never question Jessica Biel's "talent". ;)
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Brinn wrote:Sorry HLT, I meant VF. An observant and perspicacious man such as yourself would never question Jessica Biel's "talent". ;)
That is a good picture though.
Makes me want to wash my hands for an hour or so.
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I am sorry to tell all of you this, but no woman can out do Halle Berry, IMO, sink or not.
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Halle Berry is in my top 10 list, no doubt about it.
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safetyjedi wrote:I am sorry to tell all of you this, but no woman can out do Halle Berry, IMO, sink or not.
Halle Berry's "hotness" escapes me for some reason.
I think her "hotness" was created by the press.
Much like Julia Roberts being constantly "voted" the most beautiful.

I'd still tag them both though but for the fame of it rather than desire.
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Kiera Knightly gigedy gigedy.
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Kiera Knightly gigedy gigedy.
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