Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:56 am**

I'd've nominated Angelina Jolie.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:14 am**

I'd expect more from Esquire (Maxim or Stuff, maybe). Sexiness requires something more than looks, and I just don't think she has it.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:17 am**

Brinn wrote:
VF wrote:I'm not convinced. In that dress she looks like she's got 'em, in a bikini (cf. Esquire cover in the CNN link) she looks like an ironing board. Guess which of those garments it's possible to stuff.
OK I'll take the bait!

And then there is:

www.beer.com/beer.com-Content_C-subTemp ... 96_vb.html

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:57 pm**

Variol Farseer wrote:Based on the photos at the link: anorectic, trashy, and painfully flat. No, thanks.

VF,do a google image search with the family filter off-she is far from flat but still not the most beautiful woman in the world.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:13 pm**

Real breasts have a lot of fat tissue. No woman (unless a genetic freak) could have breasts as large as the one in the picture Brinn posted while being that skinny.

Can you say "silicone"?

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:25 pm**

Did she have them removed to play in Blade III? I'm pretty sure they're natural.

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:03 am**

I haven't seen said movie (and it's something you probably couldn't pay me to watch because life is too short

), so I honestly couldn't say.

Why is the girl sitting nearly naked in a sink in that picture?

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:54 pm**

Why is the girl sitting nearly naked in a sink in that picture?

Excellent question.

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:58 pm**

She's dirty and in need of cleaning?

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:34 pm**

I'm not sure whether you know this or not but the girl in the sink is Jessica Biel as well. I was just trying to show HLT that she actually does have "assets".

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:41 pm**

Oh my God she was born in 1982........

Feeling very old now. Old and dirty.

Maybe I should get in the sink with her.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:46 pm**

Brinn wrote:
VF wrote:I'm not convinced. In that dress she looks like she's got 'em, in a bikini (cf. Esquire cover in the CNN link) she looks like an ironing board. Guess which of those garments it's possible to stuff.
OK I'll take the bait!

Wow. I mean....wow. It's amazing she can balance like that.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:00 pm**

Brinn wrote:I'm not sure whether you know this or not but the girl in the sink is Jessica Biel as well. I was just trying to show HLT that she actually does have "assets".

Hey, not me!
I'm staying out of this one.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:19 pm**

Sorry HLT, I meant VF. An observant and perspicacious man such as yourself would never question Jessica Biel's "talent".

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:21 am**

Brinn wrote:Sorry HLT, I meant VF. An observant and perspicacious man such as yourself would never question Jessica Biel's "talent".

That is a good picture though.
Makes me want to wash my hands for an hour or so.

(And damn you for making me look up "perspicacious"

)

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:09 pm**

I am sorry to tell all of you this, but no woman can out do Halle Berry, IMO, sink or not.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:22 pm**

Halle Berry is in my top 10 list, no doubt about it.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:47 pm**

safetyjedi wrote:I am sorry to tell all of you this, but no woman can out do Halle Berry, IMO, sink or not.

Halle Berry's "hotness" escapes me for some reason.
I think her "hotness" was created by the press.
Much like Julia Roberts being constantly "voted" the most beautiful.

I'd still tag them both though but for the fame of it rather than desire.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:53 pm**

Kiera Knightly gigedy gigedy.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:57 pm**

Kiera Knightly gigedy gigedy.