Yupapa

[Loredoctor]

Think I'll have to leave it for LoreMaster and/or TazzyJoe to reveal...

--A

Mr Wickham and Tazzyjoe, you mean.

[sgt.null]

It was the third of September
That day I'll always remember
'Cause that was the day my daddy died
I never got a chance to see him
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him
Yumama, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth
And Yumama just hung her head and said, Variol Son

Chorus:
Yupapa was a graveling stone
Wherever he laid his staff was his home
And when he died
All he left us was an illearth stone
yupapa was a graveling stone
Wherever he laid his staff was his home
And when he died
All he left us was an illearth stone

Hey, Yumama, is it true what they say
That Yupapa never worked a day in his life?
And Yumama, some bad talk goin' around goin' around town
Sayin' that Yupapa had three outside children and another pitch wife
And that ain't right
Hey, talk about Yupapa doing some storefront preaching
Talking about saving your soul
And all the time leaching
Dealing in debt and stealing in the name of the lords
Yumama, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth
And Yumama hung her head and said

Yupapa was a graveling stone
Wherever he laid his staff was his home
And when he died
All he left us was an illearth stone
Yupapa was a graveling stone
Wherever he laid his staff was his home
And when he died
All he left us was an illearth stone

Hey Yumama I heard Yupapa called himself a jack of odd trades
Tell me is that what sent Yupapa to an early grave?
Folks say Yupapa would beg, borrow, steal to pay his bills
Folks say Yupapa wasn't much on thinkin'
Spent most of his life chasin' women and drinking
Yumama, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth
And Yumama looked up with a tear in her eye and said, Variol Son

Yupapa was a graveling stone
Wherever he laid his staff was his home
And when he died
All he left us was an illearth stone
Yupapa was a graveling stone
Wherever he laid his staff was his home
And when he died
All he left us was an illearth stone

[Spring]

Think I'll have to leave it for LoreMaster and/or TazzyJoe to reveal...

--A

Mr Wickham and Tazzyjoe, you mean.

Don't you mean Mr. Wickham and Izzyozzie, or are you talking about something else entirely?

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Nope, Mr Wickham and Izzyozzie indeed.

--A

[Spring]

I was Izzyozzie, Avatar.

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Oh, I thought TazzyJoe was IzzyOzzie.

--A

[Spring]

I assumed that, and don't blame you. The names are similar.

But, what am I talking about — I'm not Izzyozzie!

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Now I'm really confused.

--A

[Loredoctor]

Mr Wickham's behaviour is disgraceful. That's what you get when a person creates a forum profile based on a Pride and Prejudice character.

[Spring]

Now I'm really confused.

--A

I "wasn't" Izzyozzie, and Loremaster "wasn't" Mr. Wickham. Got it?

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Finally, yes. Nobody was anybody, and nobody did anything that anybody might later have regretted. I'm totally with you. Now how many WGD will you offer to silence me?

--A

[Spring]

Nothing.

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Of course, I could just take them from you if I wanted to, but have it your way...I am not silenced.

--A

[Spring]

I'll silence you, don't worry.

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.. ....? .... ... ..! ... .......!

--A

[Spring]

Not by giving you money, or pleasing you in any way.

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.....! ...... ....!

--A