Kevin's Watch

Sorry, I cannot give you a second bit of advice until after I've given everybody else their advice, or untill your peepee falls of; whichever comes first. Until then, may I suggest propane? It's cheaper than electricity, and safe for the environment. As for your deceased friend, perhaps instead of flowers, you can ask his family if he had a cause he was passionate about; you could donate to that instead. When I die, I'd want everybody to donate to the worthy cause of furthering propane education in the inner cities of our wonderful country.

Mr. Propane,

I needs some Christmas gift ideas for my wife. Can you help?

Have you considered propane? It's cheaper than paying for a romantic weekend on the beach.

Mr. Propane:
Have you considered a theme song?
I've had one in mind for quite some time now.
(Sung to the tune "Cocaine")
Don't you light a match, can't you smell that gas?
Propane.
You can cook it still, when you have a grill.
Propane.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
Propane

there are still bugs in the mallory game, help us Mr. Propane!

What if I have never seen or heard of the commercial?

esmer should be able to find a link. esmer, help us now!

Mr. Propane, I love your ideas and cheval's theme song for you. But I can't stand all these bugs that won't let us see the latest post in Mallory's threads. What should we do?

Loremaster wrote:What if I have never seen or heard of the commercial?

Have you considered propane? It helps many people in tiny remote towns noone has ever heard of watch commercials made by local stations nobody watches.

Sarge, I get nuttin!

esmer has nothing? a pall is cast over the Watch. children have trouble sleeping at night. dogs howl. drunkards sober up, if only for this night. tie your armbands on folks. stop those tears and gaze towards esmer. and know that tonight we witnessed the first trumpet blown, can the Four Stickmen of the Apocalypse be far behind? do I see the Apocalypse Cow grazing at the fields of Armegeddon?

I AM A SIMPLE HUMAN MAN BUT I SHALL HEED YOUR CALL MR NULL.
WHERE OTHERS SEE DISPAIR I SEE HOPE. NOW IF SOMEONE COULD JUST FIND ME SOME PROPANE A BOX OF MATCHES AND 14 FOOT OF GOOD ROPE..................

HLT: is that real roast beef? (above)

hello, Mr. Propane.

I've got this probelem. See, no noe really likes me--I am sort of what you might call a "Pariah." Anywho, everything was all fine and dandy until this guy in ochre robe--and by the way, does anyone even know what color that is?--started saying some crazy stuff to me....I can't remember most of it, but I think he claimed he was God.

Can you help me?

cheval wrote:HLT: is that real roast beef? (above)

It's from Dennis' post.
"The Apocalypse Cow grazing at the fields of Armegeddon"

thank you HLT!

well done!

(oh, i slay me)

Prom_STar wrote:hello, Mr. Propane.

I've got this probelem. See, no noe really likes me--I am sort of what you might call a "Pariah." Anywho, everything was all fine and dandy until this guy in ochre robe--and by the way, does anyone even know what color that is?--started saying some crazy stuff to me....I can't remember most of it, but I think he claimed he was God.

Can you help me?

Have you tried propane to blast him away? Its cheap, and highly flammible. But if he is not worrying you, simply give him propane, instead of something else (say, a white-gold ring, for example).

By the way, ochre is an orangey colour.

i always thought ochre was a dirty browny grey. but spring probably knows better than me

Ok, I bought the propeane and gave it to the crazy guy in the ochre robe. But now, I've ended up on top of this gigantic spire of sorts and I'm not sure what to do. Oh, and there's this girl, Lena, who keeps bugging me.
Now what should I do?