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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:10 am
by sgt.null
the boys in white coats arrived. they pulled out the big butterfly net.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:00 am
by Spring
They scooped young Robert away to the asylum. He lived there for twelve years, until, upon regaining his sanity, he registered an account at KevinsWatch.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:13 pm
by Marv
and named himself Spring The Dark Overlord(the dark overlord part was silent).he took to laughing manically for no reason like this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:28 pm
by Spring
Again, the men in white coats arrived, taking him away. But this time, they put him to 'sleep', and when he woke up, the future was upon him.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:30 pm
by Marv
he slept for 6 hundred years. when he awoke he yawned passed wind and had a scratch.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:32 pm
by Spring
And then ate a pie. He went to his home, and found another rat there.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:14 am
by sgt.null
but he also found piles of salt. it seems,
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:37 am
by Spring
that the rat was quite horny, and spawned 10000000 offspring. The salt was there to pacify those 10000000 offspring.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:29 am
by sgt.null
was this a fever dream he wondered. he then realized he had a teeshirt on.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:30 am
by Spring
He took it off quickly. He had no need for clothes in the land of the
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:54 pm
by sgt.null
misfit toys. why, the was a charlie-in-the-box dragging towards him right now.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:57 am
by Spring
Why would that be, the man now called Bob wondered. He then realised, with a stab of recognition, that it was because Charlie was his LONG LOST SON!
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:15 pm
by Marv
he had been stolen as a baby and turned into a toy by the evil genuis known only as *%%.bob began to weep until he noticed his tears had turned into a fire breathing dragon.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:35 am
by Spring
Grabbing his son, he ran from the dragon. After a thrillng chase, which resulted in the burning of four people, Bob reached safety.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:28 am
by sgt.null
meanwhile back at the ranch. Doc Six loaded his shotgun.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:09 am
by Spring
Doc Six and Bob had been enemies for a while. Doc Six wanted to settle things, once and for all.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:13 am
by sgt.null
So he loaded up his VW Bug with provisions. He should make it to Bob's place within a couple of days.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:18 am
by Spring
He journey ws very boring, so details won't be needed. Pulling up at Bob's driveway, Dr. Six wondered whether he would go through with killing him.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:09 pm
by Marv
"mmmm....yer i will" he thought to himself.walking into bobs house/cave he noticed the body of a young elven princess on the floor and a portal to the realm of Trix where all the evil clowns come from.
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:30 am
by sgt.null
so Doc jumped into the portal. Upon arriving he vomited copious amounts of the Nyquil he had been drinking.