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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:15 am
by sgt.null
if the toast gets burnt i will eat it. the wife will make new toast.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:36 am
by Rincewind
1:30 all the way
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:57 am
by Gil galad
I thnk most of us agree that 1:45 is about right

I definitly dont like my toast burnt, i'll just throw it out rather than scrape it.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:32 am
by Fist and Faith
Is this nuts?!?!?!?!??? I'm 1:45 also! Some kind of species-wide genetic predisposition??
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:17 am
by sgt.null
or mediocrity?
2 minutes rule!
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:48 am
by lucimay
SEE!!! i'm not the ONLY one interested in TOAST around here!

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:50 am
by sgt.null
we shall create a war council and convert those of the pale toast. will you join us Lucimay?
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:39 am
by Sorus
Somewhere between 1:45 and 2:15. Depends on what kind of bread it is.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 am
by Sunbaneglasses
I turn the knob to the middle and put my trust in the toaster gods.Now eggo's on the other hand,I have found that they turn out best if midway thrue the toasting,you pop them up and rotate them so that they toast evenly.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 am
by Avatar

between 1:00 and 1:45 at the outside. I like mine to have the properties of bread, not carbon.
Over-cooking
anything should be a crime.
--A
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:18 am
by lucimay
i think the toast preference is a case of user created reality, Fist.
1:45 seems the average...
however, several good points were made...bread-type is a major factor,
for instance..
salt risen bread should border 2 min.
whereas wonder bread just can't take that kinda heat
rye should be good and toasty, close to 2:29
and bagels and english muffins should be damned crispy
and then there's machines...ah, toasters...
and toaster ovens! a whole different animal!
i love toast.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:00 am
by sgt.null
raisin toast with butter, yummy!
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:32 pm
by lucimay
raisen toast! yummae indeed! slathered in RB!!
raisen toast should also tend toward the darker side...
darth raisen toast: "Join me Wonder toast! Together we could RULE the universe!"
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:34 pm
by sgt.null
english muffins are my favorite. and with raisins they rock my world. and i need a jar of marshmallow fluff.
www.marshmallowfluff.com/htm/welcome.shtml
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:52 pm
by FizbansTalking_Hat
Haha I love how technical this thread has become. It's toast people. Hahaha. Cheers.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:17 am
by danlo
sgt wrote:we shall create a war council and convert those of the pale toast
Jihad?
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:07 am
by Fist and Faith
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:09 am
by lucimay
yeah toast!

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:24 am
by Sorus
Lucimay wrote:and bagels and english muffins should be damned crispy

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:57 am
by Fist and Faith
Fluff truly is one of humanity's greatest inventions.
-It's SOOOO much better on hot chocolate than whipped cream.
-The fudge recipe on the container truly IS "never fail."
-Fluffernutter sandwiches are... Dear God...