Crackpot Theories and YOU

[Dragonlily]

Judging by that (temporary ) avatar, You are manipulating his $ to match the population, right? It has to be a ploy to hide your true son.

[TRC]

No I Don't need to Manipulate the numbers here some other more powerful force does that anyway.
It may seem far fetched , but all the apocalyptic Prophecies point to the same thing.

Bill Gates is The Anti-Christ.
Microsoft Windows is the Portal to Hell.

[Dragonlily]

Microsoft Windows is the Portal to Hell.

Now my computer feels sad. And guilty.

[TRC]

That's OK mine currently is maintaing A broadband Connection with the depths of Hades also. Boy I can't wait to Change over to a new, less demonically based O/S.

[Loredoctor]

Conspiracy theories are all ridiculous and stupid and I know this to be true because the Illuminati and the Freemasons printed a book saying so but this book is secretive and mustn't be read by anyone because it will cause chaos so the banks want it to be hidden as ordered by the Bilderbergers and so the Illuminati faked the moonlanding to hide the anti-conspiracy theory book on the moon (because another mission went there instead) but JFK found out and was shot as was Marilyn Monroe and Mamma Cass yet the book may still be found so anyone who reads it is abducted by men dressed as aliens who wipe your mind and put implants in you so that when you drive around secret scanners in power poles monitor where you go and send this information to the CIA and NSA who are planning to release chemicals into the water so to stop people talking about conspiracy theories because they are so stupid and impossible to take serious yet the NAZIs knew of this and started WW2 in order to stop the governments of the world releasing the anticonspiracy book but when Hitler read it he was killed and so germany lost WW2 though NAZIs now work for the govenrment and the top corporations trying to set things right including cloning people.

[dANdeLION]

There is no way to know for sure, but I bet the world ends right before I get my paycheck.

[hierachy]

LOL @ both of you

[Baradakas]

URVILE!!! LOLOLOLOOOL!!!

If you want a fresh perspective about the end of the world, have a look at Tomorrow's World, led by two christian ministers who also do intensive studies of the Bible. Thier theory, to put as short as possible, is that the Beast is the 7th incarnation of the Holy Roman Empire (the EU sans Britain, and led by Germany <the children of the Assyrians>), 'ridden' by the whore of Babylon (the Catholic Church, as any reference to a 'woman' in the Bible means a church, unless that woman has a name of course), and that wearing the 'Mark' is not a literal term but refers to our thoughts and actions (thus the reference to wearing the mark on our 'heads' and 'hands') They support thier theory with hard evidence STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BIBLE. All of thier literature is free, but you can just as easily read it on thier website. Check out the '14 signs of Christ's Return' Interesting stuff.



-B