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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:28 am
by Elfgirl
Tazzman wrote: i know of at least two ex-girlfriends who would gladly scold my face with burning coals while stamping on my genitals in high heel shoes just to wear them in.
Gee, I wonder why Tazz? Care to elaborate?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:33 am
by Marv
i was a terrible boyfriend. WAS a terrible boyfriend. ive been with my current girlfriend for nearly 4 years now but before that...........use your imagination.

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:37 am
by Elfgirl
Nice to know SOME men can learn from their past errors and change, Tazz!

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:11 pm
by Nav
Hmm, I think I have the opposite problem to Tazz. I can have at least two ex-girlfriends I wouldn't pee on if they were on fire.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:26 am
by Elfgirl
Nav wrote:Hmm, I think I have the opposite problem to Tazz. I can have at least two ex-girlfriends I wouldn't pee on if they were on fire.
How about throwing some kero on them instead?

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:39 pm
by Nav
Hmm, pretty sure that would constitute manslaughter so I think I'll just stick to witholding my urine. I'd probably be obliged to phone the fire brigade too, but I might give them deliberately vague directions.
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:29 am
by Elfgirl
Oh, just to add closure to this topic, I finally got my "Captain's Fancy" back - safely ensconced in my signature & Photobucket - and would like to thank Jay for his prompt attention to my dilemma!
Pip pip, what ho!

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:39 am
by Loredoctor
Excellent news!
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:14 am
by sgt.null
congrats elfgirl