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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:11 am
by High Lord Tolkien
Ok, now I'm all fired up to see it.
I didn't know they'd be doing the origin recap as well.
This has the potential to be *quite* awesome.
Lots of pics and discussion in the link below:

tinyurl.com/n2bzm

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:57 am
by sgt.null
the problem I find with Superman is his lack of good villains. Luthor is overdone. who else is there? they should revamp master jailer and Terra-Man.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:43 am
by Loredoctor
Terra-Man?! LOL That's a hilarious name.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:18 pm
by dANdeLION
I prefer Terra-Woman. She's terra-firma in all the right places, if you catch my continental drift.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:24 pm
by dANdeLION
sgtnull wrote:Luthor is overdone.
Oh, say it's not true!

Superman: "I have super-strength, what can you do?"



Superman: "I can leap tall buildings in a single bound!"

Lex: "My parents bought me a tall building."

Superman: "I'm indestructable, I have heat vision that I can focus into laser beams, I'm incorruptable, I can fly faster thean the speed of light, Break adamantium with my bare hands, and can write one hell of an op-ed piece for the Daily Planet!"

Lex: "I shave my head."

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:33 pm
by Creator
What about Darkseid!! :D

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:34 pm
by dANdeLION
I thought he was Mr. Miracle's nemesis.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:26 pm
by dlbpharmd
The only creature that ever truly gave Supes a run for his money was Doomsday.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:04 pm
by Creator
Yeah!! Doomsday kicked butt!!

Hmmmmm.... Doomsday vs. Onslaught?

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:40 pm
by Fist and Faith
dANdeLION wrote:Superman: "...Break adamantium with my bare hands...
Inertron, for sure. No adamantium in DC. heh (Or did I miss some stories?)
dlbpharmd wrote:The only creature that ever truly gave Supes a run for his money was Doomsday.
I'll take Mongul vs Supes. Starlin's Pre-Crisis Supes (& Starman) vs. Mongul, and Alan Moore's Annual where Bats, Robin, and Wonder Woman go to the FoS for Supes' birthday.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:48 pm
by Loredoctor
dANdeLION wrote:
sgtnull wrote:Luthor is overdone.
Oh, say it's not true!

Superman: "I have super-strength, what can you do?"



Superman: "I can leap tall buildings in a single bound!"

Lex: "My parents bought me a tall building."

Superman: "I'm indestructable, I have heat vision that I can focus into laser beams, I'm incorruptable, I can fly faster thean the speed of light, Break adamantium with my bare hands, and can write one hell of an op-ed piece for the Daily Planet!"

Lex: "I shave my head."
:lol: :haha:

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:21 pm
by dlbpharmd
Superman: No Earth razor ever made can shave my head. Nyah Nyah! So there!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:52 am
by Loredoctor
Superman was flying along above Metropolis. He passes a building and looks down to see Wonderwoman naked on the roof. So he flies down and has some quick sex then flies off. The Invisible Man gets off Wonderwoman clutching his backside and says 'What the hell was that?!'.

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:46 am
by Fist and Faith
Two men, one black and one white, were at the top of the Empire State Building. The white man is saying, "I swear! The updrafts are so intense around the building that they bring you right back up to here!! Watch." And he jumps off the building! As he falls and falls, he begins to slow down. Finally, just before hitting the street, he comes to a stop, and begins rising! Miraculously, he rises all the way back to where he started, and grabs ahold of the railing. "See? It's amazing!!" Finally convinced, the black man jumps.

And splats on the street.

Two people are watching from across the street. One says to the other, "Man, Superman sure hates black people."

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:33 am
by Loredoctor
Fist and Faith wrote:Two men, one black and one white, were at the top of the Empire State Building. The white man is saying, "I swear! The updrafts are so intense around the building that they bring you right back up to here!! Watch." And he jumps off the building! As he falls and falls, he begins to slow down. Finally, just before hitting the street, he comes to a stop, and begins rising! Miraculously, he rises all the way back to where he started, and grabs ahold of the railing. "See? It's amazing!!" Finally convinced, the black man jumps.

And splats on the street.

Two people are watching from across the street. One says to the other, "Man, Superman sure hates black people."
ROFLMAO

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:31 am
by sgt.null
Darkseid has fought SUperman many times. Doomsday is/was owned by Darkseid at one point.

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:13 am
by dlbpharmd
Again, I don't remember it that way, unless there was some story later on that I've never seen. There's a 3 issue series where Doomsday is on Apokalips and he kicks Darkseid's ass.

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:46 am
by Creator
yeah, wasn't the only way they handled Doomsday was to send him to the Big Crunch?

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:23 pm
by dlbpharmd
It's been so long since I've read those stories, I can't remember.

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:59 pm
by dlbpharmd
There is something about omnipotent beings - they're boring. Every hero or villain needs some weakness to exploit.

Take pre-Crisis Superman for example. While not omnipotent, he was pretty damn close. It was difficult to come up with a bad guy who was strong enough to opppose him. That's why DC revamped Supes in the last '80s, with the John Byrne version. Like alot of other fans, I wasn't too crazy about the new improved Superman, especially with the re-working of his origin, but I did agree with how Byrne et al made him not quite so powerful as before.