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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 6:02 am
by Cord Hurn
If a tree falls in the woods...
...and there's no one around to hear it

...not even a small-eared squirel named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue...with a keloid on his right ear, standing next to a man named ted who recently changed his last name to DeBear... FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!...or even a belligerent badger

...does it still make a sound?
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If A Tree Falls In The Woods,

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 2:24 am
by sgt.null
If a tree falls in the woods...
...and there's no one around to hear it

...not even a small-eared squirel named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue...with a keloid on his right ear, standing next to a man named ted who recently changed his last name to DeBear... FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!...or even a belligerent badger wearing a white gold ring

...does it still make a sound?