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Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:05 pm**

Do you really need to assk?

We don't want you to fall to the rear of our verbal play!

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:11 pm**

OK, gang, let's end this assault on good tasste, and getting to the bottom of things, back up to the topic at hand, before Dyslexic of Borg has us all ass-laminated. [/hyper-pun shudder]

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:24 pm**

OOH! A spanking from Brother Chomp for derailing this thread. That put a rosy glow back in my cheeks.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:12 pm**

Ass not what your ass country can do for you butt ass what your ass can do for your ass country!

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:16 pm**

That one really tuckus the cake, man.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:50 pm**

Shall I compare Jenn's ass to a summer's day?
Her ass is more lovely and more temperate:
Rough hands do spank the darling ass of May,
And Jenn's ass hath all too short a date

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:54 pm**

WOW! HLT wrote a sonnet to my ass!!!! I think I find that asstonishing!

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:53 am**

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:34 pm**

I think the puns are starting to bottom out.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:41 pm**

Perhaps we should wipe it and start over - the thread, that is.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:45 pm**

Brother Charn wrote:Perhaps we should wipe it and start over - the thread, that is.

Are you saying that this thread needs an enema?

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:48 pm**

At first flush, that would seem to be the wise-a$$ed approach.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:35 pm**

Or we could just ignore the thread until it moves to the rear.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:01 pm**

I am saddened by an end to the bunter about my ass cheeks.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:56 pm**

And here I thought I was a pretty good punster, but in this group I am clearly outclASSed...

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:26 am**

Come on, guys; these assinine puns are beneath you.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:15 pm**

I had a friend who really hated puns. He said whenever he heard one, it absolutely rectum.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:04 pm**

I would like to apologize for my bad ass puns.
I lay prostate before you all and beg forgiveness.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:07 pm**

Now you are just assking for trouble on a gland scale....

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:48 pm**

Prostating myself before you is assking for trouble?
I'm confused, I need to probe this deeper.
Can you help me?

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