Kevin's Watch

We can always complain. Like a man with a million dollars in the bank complaining about the parking fee. Like a bird on a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

Oh, sorry, I got lost.

For the record, I love that song, Cag.

Cagliostro wrote:We can always complain. Like a man with a million dollars in the bank complaining about the parking fee.

Which made me think of "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." [link]

Confiding in her, he exposed his soul like a man streaking through a church full of nuns.

dlb's is my favorite. Hilarious in an understated way.


Kirk viewed the unfair choices before him like an armless man caught between an unclothed Vulcan and a virgin Triskelion she-warrior.

Thomas grunted his reply like a man on the toilet of the holding pen where he had last been arrested.

dlbpharmd wrote:Confiding in her, he exposed his soul like a man streaking through a church full of nuns.

Great. Like I needed a new nightmare to have...

(Don't want to break from the recurring theme)

Brother Charn exited the darkened bathroom, leaving the toilet seat in the 'up' position, like a man who wished to spend his last moments on earth laughing in the face of butt-wet Wrath.

dw

Wayfriend cringed at the crude toilet humor, like a man with gut cramps peeking into a gas station restroom.

wayfriend wrote:Wayfriend cringed at the crude toilet humor, like a man with gut cramps peeking into a gas station restroom.

Best one yet!

Cameraman Jenn wrote:As he comtemplated the consequences of Linden's actions he grimaced painfully, like a man straining to evacuate his bowels the morning after having eaten an entire block of tillamook cheddar cheese.

This is indeed funny, but my friends, I ask you: how many of us know what tillamook cheddar cheese really is? Is this the kind of elitist, out of touch person that we would like to win this election? We're in a struggle for our future, like a man standing in the dairy section of the local supermarket, trying to decide between the store brand cheddar and Kraft's.

dlbpharmd wrote:This is indeed funny, but my friends, I ask you: how many of us know what tillamook cheddar cheese really is?

I do.

CJ has my vote! I LOVE cheese!

Sgt. Null stared at the blank quick reply box like a starving man staring at a plate of haggis...

sgt.null wrote:Sgt. Null stared at the blank quick reply box like a starving man staring at a plate of haggis...

This one I like a lot - it is honest, funny, and nauseating all at the same time.

Good one, Sarge!

Not knowing what else to do, Donaldson launched into the Elohimfest Q&A with nervous bravado, like a man who realized he had left his pride and dignity in his other coat pocket.

matrixman wrote:Not knowing what else to do, Donaldson launched into the Elohimfest Q&A with nervous bravado, like a man who realized he had left his pride and dignity in his other coat pocket.

I don't know why, but I really like this one.

Finding no new posts at KevinsWatch to read, dlb felt forlorn, like a man whose wife had just left him, and took the dog to boot.

dlbpharmd wrote:

Cameraman Jenn wrote:As he comtemplated the consequences of Linden's actions he grimaced painfully, like a man straining to evacuate his bowels the morning after having eaten an entire block of tillamook cheddar cheese.

This is indeed funny, but my friends, I ask you: how many of us know what tillamook cheddar cheese really is? Is this the kind of elitist, out of touch person that we would like to win this election? We're in a struggle for our future, like a man standing in the dairy section of the local supermarket, trying to decide between the store brand cheddar and Kraft's.

Hang out more in The Galley, and we'll learn ya...

A few hours left ...

The announcement of this week's winner has been delayed due to unknown difficulties. We look forward to the decision with great anticipation, like a man with 12 kids looks forward to his vasectomy.