Kevin's Watch

Look, if this is a cute-off, I want in.

Ooooooooooo....me too!

It was supposed to be a thread about apologizing to Avatar but Sorus and I seem to have hijacked it....

Figures!

IS HIJACK - PUT EM UP

Avatar, I'm sorry I stole your red panda but I couldn't come up with a proper gift for Cag's birthday.



I uh.. um... borrowed this guy from Prebe and I'm willing to send him to you because quite frankly:

A. I don't know what he is.
B. He snores.... loudly



I hope that's ok with you...

Love the baby leopard.

Cameraman Jenn wrote:I must warn you, I have a weird magical affinity with animals.

I would dearly love to see someone besides me not freak him out - but he's half feral, and when he was young a vet diagnosed him with having a head full of butterflies, which I suspect is a chronic condition.

I occasionally have a weird magical affinity with animals. Raccoons in particular, which made me a pariah at one bus stop because they would follow me down the street and wait with me.

Yes, I must agree that Lucimay nailed it about the whole Tigger thing.

OH MY GOD!!! SORUS!!! Did you steal Avatar's entire pack of Fennec Foxes? Is that how Lucimay got hers? You are just as bad as I am....

Oh and I think what Sorus meant to say when posting that picture was something along the lines of:

Avatar, I'm sorry I stole your pack of Fennec Foxes but I really need a career change so I plan to train them up to perform and then get hired by a circus. I really hope you understand.

Sorus

Were those Avatar's? Oh dear. You're a bad influence.

Come on now, Sorus. You know Avatar has that thousand acre environmentally controlled exotic animal sanctuary. Stealing from there is the easy part... customs not so much so. I had a heck of a time last year when I smuggled these guys out in my bra. I ended up FINALLY convincing customs that not only did I suffer from an unusual thin skin disease but the reason my boobs kept moving independently was that the food in Africa didn't agree with my digestion so much and the movement in my chest was gas bubbles in my esophagus and intestines. At that point they didn't even ask about the two I was smuggling in my back pockets....




OH WAIT! Avatar, I'm sorry about the baby hyenas. Perhaps you should actually thank me as they tend to eat a lot of food anyway...

Cameraman Jenn wrote:I don't know what he is.

That is a baby Tapir. They're born striped and spotted black and white, but it fades away when they're older. (I've actually seen and touched a live one, albeit in captivity.)

The other thing is an African Wild Dog, not a hyena. Extremely delicate by all accounts, not easy to raise in captivity, but threatened in the wild.

--A

if you want adorable???



and i worked with them. one female and one male. got to hold them, feed them, take care of them. and get squirted with water by both of them. i miss them...

Hah. I have ways around customs.



Though it took some custom technology to thwart Director Donner's attempts at shutting down my computers.

Awww... is that Min kitty? She looks so content.

WAIT??? Do you mean to tell me that I stole wild dogs instead of hyena babies? Av, you must stop mixing up your zoo signs. You KNOW I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box...

Nice octopus Sarge...

Cameraman Jenn wrote:
Nice octopus Sarge...

thank you Jenn - they were my favorites to work with. and right behind them...



nurse sharks. six of them! i would tear there squid in half, taking out the cuttle bone. and wouldn't drain any of the liquid and pour that right in front of their bubbler. the sharks would get so excited the would come to the surface and roll over for feeding time. i would get to rub their tummies at this time.

Sharks like having their tummies rubbed? Who knew? That's pretty cool.

I didn't know Avatar has a secret underground massive aquarium complex. Nice steal Sarge but you should probably apologize to Avatar for stealing his aquatic creatures even if you don't mean it.

Cameraman Jenn wrote:I didn't know Avatar has a secret underground massive aquarium complex. Nice steal Sarge but you should probably apologize to Avatar for stealing his aquatic creatures even if you don't mean it.

*EPIC* Spelling failure, how can we take your "export skills" seriously when you can post in a thread, all about the proper spelling of apoligies/apoligize and still not spell it right?

Can someone host a pic or two for me, if I IM it to them? Will that work from from my Hard Drive?

Did you see those wild dogs I stole off Avatar, Sindatur? Don't make me sic them on you...

Can you attach your files to email and send them to me? Then I can upload them for you.

Oh and Sin... bite me. That spelling is considered correct for american english. I still love you though. And this thread is not about spelling anymore, it's rather hi-jacked for silliness....and it's totally Sorus's fault. I swear it.

Sorus wrote:Sharks like having their tummies rubbed? Who knew? That's pretty cool.

these sharks did.

and per jenn's orders - sorry for stealing your aquatic animals av, even though i do not mean my apology in any sense of the world.