Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:00 am**

Good news. You dont know about that thing they wont tell you about .. yay .. ignorance is bliss

Or so ... THEY say

Bad news. Gee that thing you dont know about that they wont tell you about just got a whole lot worse

... awkies

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:52 am**

Good news: Your ignorance allows you to remain blissful during the rapid degeneration of your really cool elbows.

Bad news: That part about your elbows.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:24 am**

Good news. Cute and cool elbows are overrated

Bad news. Elbows are very useful joints

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:28 pm**

Good news: you're very, very flexible now.

Bad news: the degeneration spreads to your spine and legs.

Posted: **Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:41 pm**

Good news: You are now flexible enough to slip through the DMV line unnoticed.

Bad news: You can't climb the stairs to get to the next universe.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:04 am**

Good news. Youre quite happy with this universe.

Bad news. You now identify as a shape shifter

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:40 pm**

Good news: You get over your shape image problems after staring in a mirror

Bad News: You just realized that you look saggy and 80 years old even though your mind tells you are 30 and in great shape

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:21 am**

Good news: You've been staring at a fun house mirror.

Bad news: You look worse in a regular mirror.

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:05 pm**

Good news: Looks aren't everything.

Bad news: Looks are something.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:39 am**

Good news. You are now at one with yourself.

Bad news. No one else is

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:20 pm**

Good news: Everyone comes together for a Coke song

Bad news: A broken glass fight erupts once everyone realizes the song is over

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:48 am**

Good news: Watching pieces of broken glass fight is kinda cool.

Bad news: Broken glass is coming to life.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:49 am**

good news. The broken glass life forms seek to make friends with you

bad news. Though the broken glass life forms are sharp as tacks, they dont seem to possess a lot of common sense

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:46 am**

Good news: Someone starts the song again, and the glass starts dancing.

Bad news: The Coke is gone, and rioting will soon follow.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:44 pm**

Good news: The riot stops when everyone starts seeing the cat riding a surfboard on youtube

Bad News: Now everyone is after that dratted cat

Posted: **Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:46 am**

Good news: The surfing cat allows you to escape the fickle, short attention span crowd.

Bad news: You realize you're alone in a world full of idiots.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:00 am**

Good news. Youre a few chops short of a BBQ yourself .. if youre honest.

Bad news. You could really go a chop right about now

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:15 pm**

Good news: It doesn't take much of a push to get the fickle idiots to BBQ the cat.

Bad news: These people will BBQ a cat. That's disturbing.

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:19 pm**

Good news. Turns out cat tastes like chicken

and lots of people eat cat

but thats not so much "good news" as an unavoidable fact of life for them.

Bad news. You have just adopted a kitten from a rescue shelter and these fickle idiots are eyeing it and licking their lips

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:46 pm**

Good news: They decide a kitten is too small to have as a meal

Bad news: They trampled you in their mad rush to get to the kitten

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