abc's - why did the chicken cross the road

[Cord Hurn]

Looking for love in all the wrong places, that chicken was.

[sgt.null]

Moody

[Cord Hurn]

Never mind, the chicken in this video will illustrate the main motivation for road crossing (& road trippin', too).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXafvx8Tn1g&t=20s

[Chickenfoot - Big Foot]

[sgt.null]

Oklahoma (/ˌoʊkləˈhoʊmə/ ;
Choctaw: Oklahumma [oklahómma];
Cherokee: ᎣᎧᎳᎰᎹ, Okalahoma [ògàlàhǒ�mã�])
is a state in the South Central
region of the United States,
bordered by Texas on the south
and west, Kansas on the north,
Missouri on the northeast, Arkansas
on the east, New Mexico on the west,
and Colorado on the northwest.
Partially in the western extreme of
the Upland South, it is the 20th-most
extensive and the 28th-most populous
of the 50 United States. Its residents
are known as Oklahomans (or colloquially
"Okies"), and its capital and largest city
is Oklahoma City. Texola is also there.

[Cord Hurn]

Publicity-shy chickens willingly cross the road to avoid paparazzi.

[sgt.null]

QUist cereal?

[Cord Hurn]

Residual road heat dries out damp feathers better than anything else the chicken knows.

[sgt.null]

Sawgrass

[Cord Hurn]

Training chickens to not cross the road obviously has a low success rate.