ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:32 pm

Just in case God's transporters give way nice to have some mobile transporters

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:57 pm

Its not that god needs a space ship, so much as god is currently in the habit of coveting a spaceship.

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:18 pm

Kind of wish you did not ask...now God has to eliminate you and your questioning ways

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:08 pm

Looting and pillaging.

Post by **samrw3** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:58 am

Making money of course! Do you know how much a starship full of Star Trek characters goes for these days? Well I don't know either but heard iyou can sell them for some premium dollars!!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:43 pm

Need? He just wants one!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:58 am

Who wouldnt want a warp capable Star ship

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:24 pm

Obligations on the latest Cosmos peace treaty - God had to negotiate a starship for some extra neutral zones

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:23 pm

Well its a rather long story .. you see god was playing soccer and pulled a hammy .. so hes been limping everywhere. So a starship would be a huge help in circumnavigating the universe.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:29 pm

Possibly because he wants a really big ship to better display His gigantic vanity license plate on the back side.

Post by **Wosbald** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:51 pm

+JMJ+

Questions need answering, and answering needs photon torpedos.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:49 am

Hahahaha ... well like the old saying goes ... might is right

Post by **wayfriend** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:28 pm

Rapid Transit

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:05 pm

Toll free rapid transit

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:57 pm

Space is still the final frontier even for God, who needs to respond quickly where needed.

Skyweir wrote:Toll free rapid transit

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:09 am

Well if Gods has to WALK everywhere, how could they get everything they need to done. I mean come on theyve got worlds to create, people to smite, commandments to give .. it takes time to circumnavigate the universe on foot you know

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:21 pm

eXcellent question - but maybe the real question is why would a starship want to have God on board?

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:42 am

Excellent question .. better question.. why would a board want a god at the helm of a starship ...

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:11 pm

Unusually long commute.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:14 pm

Hahaha .. laughter IS the best medicine hahaha

But can we ignore the elephant in the room, does the starship want a god at the helm .. think Q

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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"