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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:23 am
by IrrationalSanity
"The force is strong in my family - my father has it. I have it... and...
I've found that Dr. Scholl's medicated powder can keep it under control for at least an hour at a time!"
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:08 pm
by dlbpharmd
"You know what they say about Romulan Ale - it's Liquid Panty Remover."
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:34 pm
by safetyjedi
Is that you lightsaber or are you just happy to see me!!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:49 am
by IrrationalSanity
"What do you mean there's no Kodan Armada here? Centauri, how did we get into the wrong category?"
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:17 am
by Auleliel
"may the farce be with you"
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:50 am
by dlbpharmd
"Did you hear the bad news? Yoda just checked himself into rehab."
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:12 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"NRPN - The New Republic Podcast Network - proudly presents, the greatest reality show of all time: Dancing with the Sith! With an all-star judges panel:
Jabba the Hutt's Twylek Servant ('I taka u to Jabba now, but u not get past round two')
Grand Moff Tarkin ('Charming Girl - but can't keep the beat')
David Hasselhoff ('Artoo, we have a beach emergency, send K.I.T.T...')
and Special Guest Judge Palpatine, who stole victory from Mace Windu in last season's finale with an electrifying salsa number."
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:15 pm
by emotional leper
"Madness? This is STAR FLEET! *boot*"
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:37 pm
by Auleliel
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"NRPN - The New Republic Podcast Network - proudly presents, the greatest reality show of all time: Dancing with the Sith! With an all-star judges panel:
Jabba the Hutt's Twylek Servant ('I taka u to Jabba now, but u not get past round two')
Grand Moff Tarkin ('Charming Girl - but can't keep the beat')
David Hasselhoff ('Artoo, we have a beach emergency, send K.I.T.T...')
and Special Guest Judge Palpatine, who stole victory from Mace Windu in last season's finale with an electrifying salsa number."
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:37 pm
by dlbpharmd
Yoda: "Doctor, help me you must. Falling out, my hair is."
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:10 am
by Auleliel
"Light saber.... superlight proton cannon.... light saber.... superlight proton caonnon.... Superlight Proton Cannon!!!"
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:25 am
by Phantasm
Phaser? Where I'm going, I don't need no stinking phaser. (my Mexican accent isn't all it's cracked up to be)
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:18 am
by IrrationalSanity
"But Mom! It's just a baby, and Selat don't get that big..."
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:25 am
by emotional leper
"What do you mean you can't change the gravitational constant? Savages."
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:05 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"Darmok and Jilad, at Tenagra...in bed."
"Shaka, when the walls fell...in bed."
dw
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:35 am
by IrrationalSanity
I'll see your Dyson Cyclone vacuum, and raise you a Dyson Sphere"
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:40 pm
by danlo
Picard: Ah, what the heck. I'm bored. Screw the hailing frequencies, fire at will.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:42 am
by iQuestor
Bones? Hand me some aspirin.
Godammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a ... oh, sorry. here.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:46 am
by balon!
"boobeedoobeeboop."
"R2! How DARE you say that about my mother!"
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:03 am
by iQuestor
because its true.