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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:31 am
by aTOMiC
Before I quit I'd like to tell all of you honestly what I think of you. To begin with you are all bags of wet, stinky...

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:55 am
by Sorus
Cutting corners is actually going to cause more work in the long run. You do realize that, right?

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:07 am
by Khaliban
How are you able to dress yourself in the morning?

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:56 am
by aTOMiC
Don't you realize screaming at employees is unprofessional?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:03 am
by Sorus
Earth doesn't actually revolve around you.

Khaliban wrote:How are you able to dress yourself in the morning?
I think that so many times every day that I will even forgive it being out of order.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:20 am
by aTOMiC
From now until I decide otherwise I am on vacation.

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:27 am
by Sorus
Got to admit that it's fascinating watching you avoid half the things in your job description because they're 'beneath you,' but if I'm going to do your job for you, I expect to be compensated from your salary.

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:34 am
by aTOMiC
How long do you imagine you will continue playing your music, loud enough to be heard 100 feet down the hall, before you drive someone insane?

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:55 am
by Khaliban
I know that's inappropriate, but I don't know any other way you could have gotten this job.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:03 am
by Sorus
Just when I thought you might be capable of going five minutes without doing something obnoxious, you had to go and prove me wrong.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:05 am
by aTOMiC
Knowing how dedicated you are to your job I am wondering how on Earth you managed to rate a salary anywhere above minimum wage.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:37 pm
by Sorus
Let's play a game where you act your age for a week. If you do a really good job, we can play again next week.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:07 am
by aTOMiC
Maybe you should try to show up when the rest of us get here. You know just to shake things up a bit.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:34 pm
by Sorus
No one thinks it's cute when you pretend you don't know how to work the coffee machine. It's a Keurig. You press the big blue button. You don't need three people to help you. What are you guys actually doing in there? No, on second thought, I really don't want to know. Just make your own coffee.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:09 am
by aTOMiC
Only this company would hire someone that hasn't the slightest idea what doing a good job looks like.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:56 pm
by Sorus
Polite people don't say anything if they can't say anything nice. This thread gives me license to be impolite; I don't know what your excuse is.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:31 am
by aTOMiC
Quite a lot of time and money has been dedicated to making this business successful...in spite of your incompetence.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:54 am
by Sorus
Really hate to interrupt whatever it is you're binge-watching there, but I'm starting to understand why you're 'too busy' to finish your actual work.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:23 am
by Khaliban
Stop that. Seriously, just stop it. I really don't care. Stop it anyway.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:01 pm
by aTOMiC
That skunk you just put in the microwave is stinking up the entire building.