Corrupt a wish

Post by **drew** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:30 am

PoP!

Your faverite show (The Naked News) is now on...but it's the hallowe'en episode...and all the parts are covered up with pumpkins.

I wish the world was still flat

Post by **spacemonkey** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:02 am

POOOFFF!!!!

The world is indeed flat, but you have to re-inflate it with a hand pump...

I wish there was more hours in the day.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:45 pm

POOF! There are now 48 hours in each day, but you are still required to work a full 1/3 of them - 16! ...and government offices are still only open from 9 to 5.

I wish I could TiVo real life.

DW

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:42 am

*poof*

The powers to TiVo real life is yours to command.

However, like in real life,
you will loose the remote.

I wish I could attend an Elohimfest here in Florida.

Post by **Gil galad** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:19 pm

*poof*

You attend an Elohimfest in Florida, however you are the only attendee.

I wish i could understand women

Post by **Wyldewode** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:41 am

*POP* You intuitively understand women. . . utterly and completely. . . to the point that you forget how to be a man. You become the best friend of every woman you ever meet, but have zero sucess in the relationship arena with women. Since you are straight, you are doomed to a life of celibacy.

I wish that I were more motivated to clean my house.

Post by **drew** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:13 am

BOINK!!

You now clean your house...constantly...you become quite obsesive about it.
So much so, that you end up getting fired from your job (oh who are they kiding, you were going to quit anyways...it was keping you from you housecleaning)..anyways, after the fifth consecutive month of missing your mortage payment, your house is foreclosed (although the Real Estate agents really appriciate how clean it is during their showings) and you end up living as a shopiing cart lady in an alley (albeit the CLEANest ally in the city).

I wish I hadn't of gotten a speeding ticket today. ($272.00 fine!!)

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:43 am

Your speeding ticket is forgotten

It has been "upgraded" to careless driving involving an accident. ($500 fine)

I wish I didn't get sore from horseback riding yesterday.

Post by **drew** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:45 am

!!

There...you didn't Go horseback riding yesterday, thus you didn't get sore from it.

I wish I could have put a little more effort into that last one....

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:14 am

drew wrote:
I wish I could have put a little more effort into that last one....

*POOF* you did.
You bold texted the word little and someone actually laughed this time.

I wish I could stop looking up filthy and disgusting words on www.urbandictionary.com and laughing my ass off all day.

Post by **danlo** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:21 am

Poof you never have! You never enjoyed yourself but stayed pissy all day. You then went for a walk to mellow out and kicked at a neighbor's fence to stop the pitbull from barking. Unfortunately you didn't notice the hole in the fence...but you still think Null is good for something and now you (and half your right arm) are "hounded" by demented acid-clowns the rest of you life.

I wish I didn't tell the patronizing Direct TV agent to f-off today.

Post by **Gil galad** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:25 am

*poof* you didnt tell him to f off, you instead knocked him out cold and were arrested by a cop who was watching all along.

I wish i could change the speed of time to make work go faster and other time go slower.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:06 am

You now can manipulate time.
But you become a bit confused and instead slow down work progress and speed up time.

I wish my pizza would hurry and get here, I'm HUNGRY!

Post by **danlo** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:35 am

**POOF** Your pizza arrizes on time. However, Sam & Ella walk through the door at the same time: you can't get off the pot and you're seriously thinking about calling 911.

I wish I was eating more fruits and vegetables...

Post by **Gil galad** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:58 am

*POOF* you begin eating more fruits and vegatables, so many that your stomach bursts open and haemorrages out the side.

I wish i could find knife to cut my apple...

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:02 am

You find a nice sharp knife and slice neatly through the apple...
and the worm inside.

I wish I didn't have to re-do the wooden flooring in my living room tomorrow.

Post by **drew** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:30 pm

Buddy you don't need to do the flooring...of cousre because you didn't...You and your family all get splinters in their feet which get infected and you all end up in the emergancy room.

I wish I was at that FBH finale taping.

Post by **Gil galad** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:06 pm

*POOF* You are there! Unfortunatly your sudden trip at super speeds leaves you blind and deaf so you don't know whats going on.

I wish i didn't have to deal with customers...

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:48 pm

ZAP!

You no longer need to deal with customers.

Now THEY are wishing that they don't have to deal with your replacement and due to lack of customers, business does down the tubes.

I wish I can ace my math test tomorrow.

Post by **drew** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:59 pm

***! ! !

You ace the math test that they gave you..unfortunatly they gave you a remedial middle school math test on the pythagariam therom, and all if qualifies you for is getting into a good Senior High.

***Hey, aren't you an electrician or something..what are you upgrading or something?

I wish I knew what Chevel was up to....

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