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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:13 pm
by aTOMiC
Oreo cookies. Nuff said.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:43 pm
by deer of the dawn
Plastic surgery went terribly wrong.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:23 pm
by dANdeLION
Returned school books to library.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:33 am
by aTOMiC
Somebody jumped over "Q" that's why!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:32 pm
by dANdeLION
The dog I pawned ate it, which is why I pawned.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:50 pm
by aTOMiC
Under threat of violence I was forced to give my homework to a larger, far more physically aggressive classmate that though an imposing figure is not gifted with enough intelligence to remove my name from the top of the assignment before turning it in. Upon close inspection I believe you will ultimately decide to apply said home work to me and properly chastise my esteemed colleague.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:34 pm
by dANdeLION
Vulcan mind meld made me think I was doing my homework, when in fact I was doing Spock's homework.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:09 pm
by aTOMiC2
What homework? Oh right, my concussion.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:16 pm
by dANdeLION
Xylophone practice went longer than I expected.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:02 am
by sgt.null
you never gave us homework, I swear!
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:28 pm
by aTOMiC
Very funny.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:46 pm
by sgt.null
Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:06 pm
by aTOMiC
Xboxophobia
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:48 pm
by dANdeLION
You gave me homework. The gift was lovely; I could not bear to deface it with crudely written answers.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:46 am
by aTOMiC
Zone Implants made me do things I'm not proud of but mostly not doing my homework.
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:03 am
by Cheval
All in all, homework is just a brick in the wall.
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:39 pm
by aTOMiC
Because I am old enough to be a teacher and I don't have to do homework any more.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:18 am
by dANdeLION
Caught a bad case of apathy.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 4:15 am
by DoctorGamgee
Downpour soaked my clothes and wet underwear is riding up my butt so I'm going home. (Sent to me via text yesterday).
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:00 pm
by aTOMiC
Every time I tried to start working on it I was overcome with chronic indifference.