Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:44 am**

Figured it didn't matter, what with the world ending and all.

Posted: **Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:16 pm**

Got sick of being told what to do and burned my textbook.

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:13 am**

How can I do homework when I have a fantasy football team to run?

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:42 pm**

In case you've forgotten I don't know how to do homework.

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:19 pm**

Just give me another day, and I'll have it for you.

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:34 pm**

Krayzee teechuu Ima nachural speling geenrus!

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:26 pm**

Let me get this straight, you assigned me homework? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:51 pm**

My dog ate it.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:22 pm**

Nobody in their right mind would have expected me to turn in that assignment.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:42 pm**

Open your eyes, Teach; Latin's dead and it aint coming back.

Posted: **Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:10 am**

Patched a tire with it.

Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:30 pm**

Quitting school. Don't need no education for nuthin.

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:42 am**

Remember the last time I turned in homework?

Nobody else does, either.

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:11 pm**

Somebody forgot to do my homework. They will be punished.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:19 am**

Too busy being punished for not doing aTOMiC's homework.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:36 am**

Usually I wait for winter break to turn in my homework; and how in hell did you get my cell number, anyway?

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:47 am**

Very soon, I'll have it for you!

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:10 pm**

What? I don't "do"homework. I don't need to; I'm gonna be a rock star!

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:34 pm**

X-Men marathon on tv.

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:43 am**

You do realize we're not in school, and you're not a teacher?

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