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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:50 am
by aliantha
sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.
Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful. ;)

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:01 pm
by Menolly
aliantha wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.
Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful. ;)
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:46 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Damn, I thought we achieved an NC17 rating...

I had an amazing encounter with a steaming hot italian sausage last night. It was slick and taut as it slid past my slightly parted wet eager lips. I revelled in it's flavours and textures until I was distinctly satiated. Sigh...

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:14 am
by Cambo
I myself have just finished sating my desire for leftover lasagna. I loved to bring the slick, greasy folds up to my mouth and excavate the meaty juices from within.

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:17 am
by sgt.null
some chicken tonight in a spicy sauce, desgned to ease the passage of the meat into your throat...

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:48 am
by Rigel
So I went to Voodoo Doughnuts this afternoon.

I started off with something called "Butterfingering..."

And from there moved on to the "Triple Chocolate Penetration..."

After which I washed it all down with some cool, creamy milk. A bit sloppy, though, as some of the milk ended up running down my chin!

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:04 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Too bad I wasn't there to lick it off your chin... :P

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:57 am
by lucimay
dicks, chicks, the old in out...all pale in comparison to
the phat bob at Pearl's

www.flickr.com/photos/pvn_photography/5263968279/

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:09 am
by sgt.null
luci - Phat Bob has some big old meat dripping with juice there...

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:11 am
by Savor Dam
Looks very saucy, if a bit seedy.

Would not mind those juices smeared on my face and dripping from my chin...

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:18 am
by lucimay
yup yup nod nod

all the meat at pearl's is phat and saucy
and the sweet potato fries are not to be sneered at neither.

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:19 am
by sgt.null
are the fries thick and hot, a tad greasy?

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:14 pm
by Worm of Despite
This is good but no Pr0n thread.

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:24 pm
by Harbinger
If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:51 pm
by Vraith
Harbinger wrote:If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?
:biggrin: so wrong it made me laugh.

And a sex addict in congress? oh, that's already true.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:34 am
by sgt.null
like to get a rack at Hooters

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:16 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Went to the beach today. it was gorgeous. As I leaned back feeling the kiss of the ocean breeze titillating my skin I found myself enjoying a thick hot six inch british banger. It was so thick and taut and swollen that I could barely nestle it in my buns or fit it in my eagerly awaiting mouth. I moaned with pleasure as I took my fill.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:24 am
by sgt.null
i thought the english banger was a bit pale compared to the american version?

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:43 am
by Cameraman Jenn
variety is the spice of life Null...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:50 am
by Cambo
No sausage is as satisfying as a full-length German wiener.