Kevin's Watch

sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.

Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful.

aliantha wrote:

sgt.null wrote:Sir Mix-A-Lot does a song called Big Johnson.

i can not, in good faith post the very adult lyrics here.

Those of us who are trying hard to believe this thread is still PG-13 are grateful.

Damn, I thought we achieved an NC17 rating...

I had an amazing encounter with a steaming hot italian sausage last night. It was slick and taut as it slid past my slightly parted wet eager lips. I revelled in it's flavours and textures until I was distinctly satiated. Sigh...

I myself have just finished sating my desire for leftover lasagna. I loved to bring the slick, greasy folds up to my mouth and excavate the meaty juices from within.

some chicken tonight in a spicy sauce, desgned to ease the passage of the meat into your throat...

So I went to Voodoo Doughnuts this afternoon.

I started off with something called "Butterfingering..."

And from there moved on to the "Triple Chocolate Penetration..."

After which I washed it all down with some cool, creamy milk. A bit sloppy, though, as some of the milk ended up running down my chin!

Too bad I wasn't there to lick it off your chin...

dicks, chicks, the old in out...all pale in comparison to
the phat bob at Pearl's

www.flickr.com/photos/pvn_photography/5263968279/

luci - Phat Bob has some big old meat dripping with juice there...

Looks very saucy, if a bit seedy.

Would not mind those juices smeared on my face and dripping from my chin...

yup yup nod nod

all the meat at pearl's is phat and saucy
and the sweet potato fries are not to be sneered at neither.

are the fries thick and hot, a tad greasy?

This is good but no Pr0n thread.

If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?

Harbinger wrote:If a gal with big breasts should work at Hooter's, shouldn't a gal with one leg work at IHOP?

so wrong it made me laugh.

And a sex addict in congress? oh, that's already true.

like to get a rack at Hooters

Went to the beach today. it was gorgeous. As I leaned back feeling the kiss of the ocean breeze titillating my skin I found myself enjoying a thick hot six inch british banger. It was so thick and taut and swollen that I could barely nestle it in my buns or fit it in my eagerly awaiting mouth. I moaned with pleasure as I took my fill.

i thought the english banger was a bit pale compared to the american version?

variety is the spice of life Null...

No sausage is as satisfying as a full-length German wiener.