Sauve Male Announcer: Welcome back to the 78th annual movie awards ceremony. Just ahead, the movie of the year will be announced. The tension is really building.
*camera zooms in on the hollywood producer you know so well. He has his arm around a young model about 40 years younger than him*
Sophisticated Female Announcer: You said it, Trey. Oh, look there- it's Farloe Haldish and doesn't he look happy. *laughs* Isn't she in a band?
Sauve Male Announcer: Who? *the award presenter walks on stage*
Famous and Handsome Male Presenter: And now the category of best film of the year. I know you've all been waiting for it. The nominees are:
Toy Story 5
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Jumanji: the Jumaninjing
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Steven Spielbergs "watch this film while I shove my message down your throat because all my films are just this subtle"
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Tranformers 18: Transforboogie
*film clip* *audience cheers*
and Lord Fouls Bane
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Aaaaaand the winner is .... *fumbles with a golden envelope. looks up and gives a winning smile at the audience* I have it right here, don't worry! *looks entirely satisfied with himself* Lord Fouls Bane!
*audience goes wild*
*Farloe Haldish stands and raises his arms above his head in triumph. You can see the sweat stains there. He then pushes his way to the aisle and walks importantly to the stage*
All right, all right! I knew we'd win this year. We started with a sort of crazy outline for a crazy story and made what I would like to say is the reason I am in the business- for the love of art. this film is nothing less than the masterpiece of my career. I'd like to thank Michael Bay for his direction and creative genius. That man can bring life to even the flattest stories. i'll tell you, when we started on this project, I said to one of our writers, I says, "go make art, kid. Commercial success be damned- this one is going to be our offering to the world and our finest hour" and we delivered!
*massive applause*
Really, though, we couldn't have done this without the script writer who really took a story and made it a STORY. That's right, I'm talking about my brother in law, Pete Fratsson! *camera zooms in on Pete and he waves* He and his team came up with a helluva production here. A helluva production! Pete and his assistant ... uh .. Shirley Goodatbreakfast... uh, we did it! This is truly art, folks. Thank you!
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Congrats, Shur-lord Gudatetris! Someone famous almost said your name on TV!!! 500 white gold dollarinos are being transferred to your account! You are now the game master.
And, congrats to all the entries! They were all fantastic! Loved them.
