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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:55 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: The kitten is OK.
Bad news: You adopted a kitten in front of kitten eating maniacs. You're as much of an idiot as the rest of them.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:46 pm
by deer of the dawn
Good news: you feel right at home.
Bad news: a home full of idiots is... idiotic.
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:23 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You discover kitten aint so bad afterall
Bad news. You are utterly immersed and insinuated into all things idiosyncratic, there is no possibility of escape, redemption or liberation.
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:03 am
by Khaliban
Good news: The kitten is still in the so-cute-you'll-ignore-how-evil-it's-going-to-become stage.
Bad news: You can't escape the vicious ankle biter it will inevitably turn into.
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:14 am
by Skyweir
Good news. The mob of idiots you have all become have eaten all the kittens, so their cuteness or viciousness stages is no longer relevant
Bad news. Theres nothing left to eat and the mob start looking at you hungrily and licking their lips.
yeah ok .. and some of them are drooling
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:11 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You shine a laser cat toy on the ground, and the idiots chase it.
Bad news: Ooo, light. Pretty light.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:26 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You escape the mob of idiots and catch the next train the hell outta there
Bad news. You have to ride with the cattle
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:29 pm
by samrw3
Good news: The cattle are actually good company
Bad news: Just noticed the bull in the corner stomping his hooves and snorting and looking angrily in your direction.
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:35 pm
by deer of the dawn
Good news: you remembered your red cape!
Bad news: There isn't a lot of room to maneuver amid all those cows, and they are smitten with His Hotness the bull, and not very aware of what is about to take place.
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:33 pm
by samrw3
Good news: The cute cows attract the bulls attention
Bad news: You are pushed off the train
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:19 pm
by Cord Hurn
The good news: You land on a soft patch of grass when falling off the train.
The bad news: Your kitten you adopted didn't leave the train with you.
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:30 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: The vicious kitten eaten by the idiot maniacs isn't following you.
Bad news: You're not reading the previous posts carefully enough.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:23 am
by Skyweir
Good news. The grass you landed on was so soft you decide to take a nap .. and dream of butterflies and rainbows, in fact you have a rather pleasant dream.
Bad news. You slept funny and get a stiff neck
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:50 pm
by samrw3
Good news: The stiff neck allows you a chance to get more rest
Bad News: You wake up in a Mallory's game
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:09 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: It's one of the really good games.
Bad news: It's about ten pages down, and you get no hits.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:27 pm
by samrw3
Good news: No one is hitting you
Bad news: You have been discovered to have purposely taken the last post out of context
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:40 am
by Skyweir
Good news
you realise that some shit in life just isnt worth sweating
Bad news
.. you feel really sweaty just thinking about some shit in life
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:06 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: You can turn to a fluffy bunny channel.
Bad news: All that stuff is still happening.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:04 pm
by samrw3
Good news: The fluffy bunny channel has twisted your mind so now you don't care about all the bad stuff happening
Bad News: The debt collectors and banks DO Care and they are about to take all your stuff
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:25 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: The bunnies also twist the minds of the debt collectors.
Bad news: Now, you're part of a fluffy bunny cult.
