ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:05 pm

Very long reason why God needs a starship and you will have to wait until Congress declassifies the document.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:42 pm

Hahahaha

Really

.. or are you in the habit of delaying its release to protect a higher agenda .. or your bureaucracy

Just sayin

God flies spaceships

in mysterious ways .. and what of it

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:07 pm

Water landings - wants to show Scully a thing or two and practice water landings on random bodies of water.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:59 am

Id argue that wanting a starship for that purpose is a misuse of resources and not a little overkill.

And Id be honour bound to deny gods request to requisition one. Its a far better use of resources to use a flat winged plane. Request APPROVED. And Scullys water landing was pretty impressive

However, god has a far greater need to transport natural resource including the basic building blocks of life to various parts of the outerverse. Thats the part beyond the universal expanses that we know about. Gods still busy building the rest .. there are billions of worlds, planets, suns, moons to get cracking on .. no rest for the wicked.. as the old saying goes

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:06 am

X-rays still zooming through the galaxy need to be intercepted and eliminated in Galaxy-class style.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:48 am

Ugh Ivdid it again

sorry fellow humans

Yawning is a thing gods do when not piloting a star class starship

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:35 pm

Zip lining across the universe - God needs a starship for a one of a kind zip lining experience

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:05 am

Aviation acrobatic exploits are something all gods love doing with Star class starships .. you know figure eights, Turkey diving all that good godly stuff

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:28 pm

Battlestar Gallatica rework...well see this is really embarrassing but God can't remember where God placed Earth so thought I need Battlestar Gallatica spaceship in search of Earth.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:09 am

Cat got his tongue

and .. well you know cats

could be literally anywhere .. so god thought a spaceship with all the mod cons would be able to track it and retrieve it in half the time ..

thats right yeah Scotty

.. thats what you said right

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:59 pm

Dangerous missions - nothing is better to perform dangerous missions than a starship.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:09 am

Exray Echocardio Arrays are easy to track in a starship .. this all gods know

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:48 pm

Frankly my Dear I don't give a darn why God needs a starship.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:11 pm

Gawd youre so polite god .. loosen up and have a bit of fun already .. you dont have to go by the book when youre the starship captain .. yes thats last right .. Captain

god

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:08 pm

Hightailing away from cosmic disasters is why God needs a starship

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:35 am

Imbecile.. yes I said it ... god is an imbecile

.. hes omnipotent .. he doesnt need a friggn starship

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:21 am

Joyriding is apparently a temptation for which even God isn't immune!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:46 am

Kinetic energy transfer can be heightened as it passes through a vehicular medium .. mmm .. like a starship

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:00 pm

Long walks along the beach ... of Gamma Epsilon IV.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:25 pm

Maybe he just wants a starship.

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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"