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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:05 pm
by samrw3
Very long reason why God needs a starship and you will have to wait until Congress declassifies the document.
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:42 pm
by Skyweir
Hahahaha
Really
.. or are you in the habit of delaying its release to protect a higher agenda .. or your bureaucracy
Just sayin
God flies spaceships
in mysterious ways .. and what of it
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:07 pm
by samrw3
Water landings - wants to show Scully a thing or two and practice water landings on random bodies of water.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:59 am
by Skyweir
Id argue that wanting a starship for that purpose is a misuse of resources and not a little overkill.
And Id be honour bound to deny gods request to requisition one. Its a far better use of resources to use a flat winged plane. Request APPROVED. And Scullys water landing was pretty impressive
However, god has a far greater need to transport natural resource including the basic building blocks of life to various parts of the outerverse. Thats the part beyond the universal expanses that we know about. Gods still busy building the rest .. there are billions of worlds, planets, suns, moons to get cracking on .. no rest for the wicked.. as the old saying goes
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:06 am
by Cord Hurn
X-rays still zooming through the galaxy need to be intercepted and eliminated in Galaxy-class style.
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:48 am
by Skyweir
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:35 pm
by samrw3
Zip lining across the universe - God needs a starship for a one of a kind zip lining experience
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:05 am
by Skyweir
Aviation acrobatic exploits are something all gods love doing with Star class starships .. you know figure eights, Turkey diving all that good godly stuff
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:28 pm
by samrw3
Battlestar Gallatica rework...well see this is really embarrassing but God can't remember where God placed Earth so thought I need Battlestar Gallatica spaceship in search of Earth.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:09 am
by Skyweir
Cat got his tongue
and .. well you know cats
could be literally anywhere .. so god thought a spaceship with all the mod cons would be able to track it and retrieve it in half the time ..
thats right yeah Scotty
.. thats what you said right
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:59 pm
by samrw3
Dangerous missions - nothing is better to perform dangerous missions than a starship.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:09 am
by Skyweir
Exray Echocardio Arrays are easy to track in a starship .. this all gods know
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:48 pm
by samrw3
Frankly my Dear I don't give a darn why God needs a starship.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:11 pm
by Skyweir
Gawd youre so polite god .. loosen up and have a bit of fun already .. you dont have to go by the book when youre the starship captain .. yes thats last right .. Captain
god
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:08 pm
by samrw3
Hightailing away from cosmic disasters is why God needs a starship
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:35 am
by Skyweir
Imbecile.. yes I said it ... god is an imbecile
.. hes omnipotent .. he doesnt need a friggn starship
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:21 am
by Cord Hurn
Joyriding is apparently a temptation for which even God isn't immune!
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:46 am
by Skyweir
Kinetic energy transfer can be heightened as it passes through a vehicular medium .. mmm .. like a starship
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:00 pm
by wayfriend
Long walks along the beach ... of Gamma Epsilon IV.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:25 pm
by deer of the dawn
Maybe he just wants a starship.
.. or are you in the habit of delaying its release to protect a higher agenda .. or your bureaucracy 
in mysterious ways .. and what of it 
and .. well you know cats 
thats right yeah Scotty 
god