Kevin's Watch

drew wrote:People give you a weird look at a campfire, when you ask someone to throw a couple of faggots on the fire.

When you are still laughing at drew's post even after 3 days!

When you compliment someone for having "Chrysoprase" colored eyes (Like Daphin)


... and knowing what "chrysoprase" MEANS!!!

khatalenabwraith wrote:

drew wrote:People give you a weird look at a campfire, when you ask someone to throw a couple of faggots on the fire.

When you are still laughing at drew's post even after 3 days!

When your biggest goal in life is to make people on Kevinswatch laugh.

...you find yourself wondering what brand of jeans is "sturdy" enough...

...you know what brand of jeans is "sturdy" enough

You think of Andelain everytime you hear the tune on the commercial for the Rogers & Hammerstein collection from 'The Sound of Music' that goes 'the hills are alive with the sound of music.'

(Those of you with kids know well that on Toon Disney, you cannot get away from this commercial.)

...When you think of Susie Thurston when you see some schlocky lounge singer at a bar...

When you consider putting mud on your eyes as an alternative to laser eye surgery

You begin to swear "By the Seven!" when searching for matching socks....

You pose in front of your mirror in your blue bathrobe, thinking you look pretty Lord-like!

...you pose in front of a mirror, thinking you look pretty Raver-like

...when you never look at Ramen noodles the same way again.

...when you desperately search for horses that have a white star-shaped marking on their nose.

...when you go to a night club to catch a show, and are actually disappointed that none of the performers disembowel themselves on stage.

...when you know where SRD got the inspiration of Mhoram's name...
(to me, this has always had to be more than mere coincidence)

...when you fill in the missing Wards of Kevin's Lore with Burt Ward, Fred Ward, Ward Cleaver, and Ward Burton.

...when you start calling your subordinates at work "grovelers"

or how about when you refer to your supervisor as Lord Foul

...you can't meet your deadline at work, so you tell yourself not to despair, since despair is "Maker-work."

Whne you cant concentrate on work, because your busy trying to think up things to stump people in trivia games on kevins watch