Why Is It That...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:15 pm

Why is that we suddenly stopped talked about boobies just when Dukkha makes it back onto the Watch? (sigh)

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:05 am

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

(hahah- let's get this boobie talk RIGHT off the topic! Sorry Dukky!)

Post by **drew** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:58 pm

..well any shipment is Cargo.

-but I digress.

Why is it, that in moderns women's fashion, Visable Pantie Lines are a taboo; but visable brastraps are fine?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:37 am

drew wrote: Why is it, that in moderns women's fashion, Visable Pantie Lines are a taboo; but visable brastraps are fine?

ahem...and from the female perspective...

why is it that guys get away with 'plumber's crack' but women get criticised if their G-string is visible?

Post by **drew** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:15 pm

Why is it different in Austrailia, since guys get critsized for having a plummers crack (up here anyways) and I get turned-on if I can see a G-String strap!!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:04 am

Elfgirl wrote:
drew wrote: Why is it, that in moderns women's fashion, Visable Pantie Lines are a taboo; but visable brastraps are fine?
ahem...and from the female perspective...

why is it that guys get away with 'plumber's crack' but women get criticised if their G-string is visible?

Crack? You must be smoking some. In Wisconsin, "plummer's crack" (AKA fatty's verticle 'howdy') is to be shunned, while a visible G-string on a fetching lady is to be encouraged. ROWRF!

If it costs a "penny for your thoughts", and you can "put in your two cents worth"...what the heck happens to the other penny?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:04 am

A Gunslinger wrote:
Elfgirl wrote:
drew wrote: Why is it, that in moderns women's fashion, Visable Pantie Lines are a taboo; but visable brastraps are fine?
ahem...and from the female perspective...

why is it that guys get away with 'plumber's crack' but women get criticised if their G-string is visible?

Crack? You must be smoking some. In Wisconsin, "plummer's crack" (AKA fatty's verticle 'howdy') is to be shunned, while a visible G-string on a fetching lady is to be encouraged. ROWRF!

If it costs a "penny for your thoughts", and you can "put in your two cents worth"...what the heck happens to the other penny?

It's usuall the g-string on a "plus size" lady you see...(bad fitting jeans? The temerity to wear hipsters when one's hips are...er, expansive? Bad fashion sense?)

And I'd like to see "tradesman's crack" on guys who are six-foot tall, athletic and tanned!

Post by **drew** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 pm

...I'd like to see thong strap hanging out of a a snowboarding Austrailian chick.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:32 am

hehehe...got one better for ya drew...

how about Australian snowboarder girl in a bikini & boardshorts instead??

*yes that's me in 2002 at Temple Basin, New Zulland*

Post by **drew** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:50 pm

**Trying..trying very hard to risit looking at the half naked snowboarding elf**

Why is it that when a moman is watching her kids...she's just watching her kids.
But when a father is looking after his kids he's baby-sittting

Post by **danlo** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:32 pm

is moman a new PC term I'm not familiar with?

Why is it that they call them buildings when they're already built?

Post by **drew** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:05 pm

danlo wrote:is moman a new PC term I'm not familiar with?

Why is it that they call them buildings when they're already built?

---stupid keyboard has the 'M' where the 'W' should be.

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:38 pm

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...Why is it that when a moman is watching her kids...she's just watching her kids...[/i][/quote]

Why is it that even though a word was misspelt, you can still understand what was said?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:54 am

Why is it that ONE bracket is so important in the making of proper quote tags?

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:03 pm

Why is it that things check out right when I read what I typed,
but comes out different after I sign off?

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:44 pm

Why is it that when some drivers put on their blinker to change lanes,
and they think that gives them the RIGHT to move over and cut you off?

Post by **drew** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:40 pm

heh--I don't do this...

Spoiler

That's right, I don't signal..I figure if you can't tell there's a truck changing lanes, then you deserve to have your car run over!!

Quick quiz--what's proper etiquette if a truck passes you on a highway?

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:25 pm

drew wrote:Quick quiz--what's proper etiquette if a truck passes you on a highway?

A: Let the truck do whatever it's going to do because chances are,
it's a LOT bigger than you are and you aren't going to stop it.

Why is it that someone will answer a question with another question?

Post by **drew** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:17 pm

- You flash your headlights at them when they are far enough in front of you to back into the same lane.

-Because it's a lot easier then thinking up the actual answer.

-Why is it that we gave up on the underwear discussion?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:25 pm

drew wrote:- You flash your headlights at them when they are far enough in front of you to back into the same lane.

(I knew that from driving among truckers when travelling state-to-state. I was just making an attempt to be comical.)

Why is it that women will be embarrassed when seen in their underwear,
but don't think twice about being on a public beach wearing a t-back or string bikini?

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