Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:22 am
Intestines are bothering me...(but they still don't have as much hot air as you. 
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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:19 am
Jerking off is more fun than going out with you! (and cheaper too)
(and cheaper too)Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:12 pm
KABC had me in stiches...sorry, I'd be laughing the entire date!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:30 pm
Laxatives took effect... I'm still willing if you are, as long as you can lend me a large bucket.
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:20 pm
Me no date pretty smart woman....me lines never work on she.
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:50 pm
No man is an island - but that doesn't mean I want to nudge noses with a continent.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:24 am
Oragami Seminar is being held
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:04 am
pickles are on sale at Stuff-mart
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:41 pm
Quiet desperation at home sounds better than a pointless date in a noisy restaurant.
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:32 pm
Receeding hairlines turn me off... especially when it is a girl's hairline!
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:15 pm
Sillmarian might be made into a Movie someday..if it does I'll take you..
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:09 am
There's a real slim chance that the Queen might call me up for tea......I have to be ready for that.
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:27 pm
unbelievable as it seems, but I've been called up for active duty in the Salvation Army!
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:02 pm
Vacation is over, gotta go to work
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:49 pm
Warts on your ***** definitely are a sign that we should not go out!
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:51 am
Xcema (ok, I know that isn't how it's spelled but work with me here!) of yours is really, really gross
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:30 pm
Yuri Geller bent all my keys and now I'm trapped in my own apartment.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:24 pm
Zipper on my pencil bag is stuck, so I'm moving to Africa (Don't ask. It's a long story.)
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:03 pm
Another secret mission was assigned to me.
I could tell you what it is, but then I'd have to kill you.
I could tell you what it is, but then I'd have to kill you.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:36 pm
BA-Ba Booey.
That's right, I said "Ba-ba Booey" If you got a problem with that, I guess we can't go out!
That's right, I said "Ba-ba Booey" If you got a problem with that, I guess we can't go out!