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Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:34 pm**

Onslaught, of course

Johnny Storm or Mr Fantastic?

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:01 pm**

awesome pic Lucimay!!

Mr Fantastic smothers the flames out!!

Beyonder vs. Emperor Palpatine?!

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:23 pm**

beyonder is the most powerful being in this and most likely any other universe. palpatine is a fraud-samuel l jackson beat the pants off him.beyonder-10 seconds in to the first round, knockout.

my dad vs your dad

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:32 pm**

is your dad built like you, tazz? if so, your dad would pulverize my dad!!!! heh.

tv dads!

Ward Cleaver or Mr. Walton?

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:05 am**

Ward Cleaver is always hard on the Beaver.
He could whoop a softie like Mr. Walton anyday.

Wally (Leave It To Beaver) vs. John-Boy (Waltons)

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:32 am**

John Boy beat's Wally's butt!!

Admin battle!!! Jay vs. Alynna vs. Vain?

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:19 am**

Draw. They would ban each other.

Creator's Avatar vs. Sgtnull's avatar?

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:34 am**

SgtNull wins. more children are scared by Clowns than by mythical dragons.

Mighty Mouse or Underdog?

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:12 am**

The underdog, of course. Mighty Mouse would get too cocky.

Simon or Garfunkel?

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:06 pm**

Simon! Garfunkle who?

Monica Lewinski vs. Tonya Harding!

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:47 pm**

Tonya Harding: would hire seedy ex-boyfriend to break Monica's shin causing her to really "go down".

Robert Plant or Geddy Lee?

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:42 pm**

you CAN'T be serious? Plant vs Lee! HA!

what a joke, Robert Plant opens up a can of vocal whup*ss on stinky lee.

the fight of the Kevins...Bacon vs Nealon!

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:46 pm**

Heh, I wasn't serious, just couldn't think up anything better at the time.

Bacon, hands down. Watch Murder in the First (filmed in SF and Alky, btw) and you'll understand.

Julianne Moore vs Nichole Kidman

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:56 pm**

the battle of the red heads.julian moore would aim a couple of destructive, sniping comments about the size of nicoles huuuuge forehead causing her to break out in to another eating disorder-nicole no matter how little you eat it wont shrink your forehead!!(no offence meant to people with large foreheads and eating disorders

)having said that nicole is an aussie so i'll say nicole.

bruce willis vs ashton kutcher

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:00 pm**

Even tho I've been told, when I shave my head, I bear a bit of resemblance to BW--I'd have to say Ashton: he'd Punk ol' Brucie when he least expected it.

Smokey the Bear vs. Woodsy Owl

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:58 pm**

Woodsy Owl - his motto was "Only Forest Fires Prevent Bears"
*lights match and runs away*

Taco-Bell Dog or Budweiser Lizards?

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:42 am**

Taco-bell dog would call the Mexicans.

Trey Parker or Matt Stone?

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:07 am**

Draw,once the fight got into the wrestling around on the ground part,they would start French kissing.
Sabrina The Teenage Witch v.s Hermione Granger

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:47 am**

Sabrina seems to always get into trouble.
Hermione seems to get everyone else out of trouble.
Hmmmm, tough call.
I'd have to say Miss Granger because she's used to pulling her own weight and she's got good back-up... if needed.
Sabrina would be lost without her cat.

dennisrwood or sgtnull?

Posted: **Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:58 am**

Sgtnull is not crippled. Sgtnull would win.

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