Kevin's Watch

Your wish is my command.

Pythagariam Therom?
Not a problem since Geometry is part of the math test.
(Going to school to get my Electrical license)
But if I tell you more, I'll have to recommend electro-shock theory and erase your memory.

I wish I'd win the lotto and not worry about any elecrical license nonsense.

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You've just won the lottery, and head to the lotto board to pick up your cheque, but Oh NO...the power has gone out in the building and they can't read your ticket or print your card...and being a government run company they only insit on hiering unionised licenced labourors...if only there was someone there who fit those qualifications....

I wish I had a trade

I"ll trade you my Hot Wheels for something...


I wish I could get out of Mallory's and not check to see what followed my posts. (I know... I'm nosey)

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You get out of Mallory's, only to find that drew is less than fifty posts away from overtaking you!!!

I wish I din't get addicted to Mallory's again.

*poof* you die and dont get addicted.

I wish pcs would fix themselves

Your wish comes true.

PCs can now repair themselves, due to an artificial intelligence program that is used in robots.

However, the robots and any other device that has this program wants to over-run the humans for world dominance.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


I wish drew would stay 50 posts behind me.

*POOF* When 50 posts behind you, you both die and your post counts no longer change...

I wish the water would warm up so i can go surfing...

Isn't it summertime in NZ now?

(Warm enough to attract schools of Great White sharks
and only bait would be in the waters.)




I wish I could have the house to myself for 3 or 4 days.

PooF your house is demolished, and you're left trapped in the rubble alone...

I wish i had all the money in the world...

You got it..and all the damn problems that go with it!

I wish the Robot Dance was still popular.

LOL

POOF you get your memory back and realise the robot dance never was popular

i wish i had super powers

*poof* every time you fart someone dies

I wish to win my pool match tonight

POOF you win

i wish i didnt have to sleep

Sleep no more, oh tired one.

As bad as you need the sleep you just cannot get any, you stay in a constant state of being "punch-drunk",
thus losing all concentration and become very forgetful.


I wish I could get the raise I deserve at work.

*poof* , you get the raise, then the company goes bust the next day.


I wish the weather here was better.

the weather is fantastic all of the time. so now the rich, yuppie scum move in and you can't afford to live there anymore.

I wish I had a coca-cola

*poof* You have gallons of Coca-Cola, unfortunately it has been contaminated with Polonium-210, and you die a horrible lingering death.


I wish I was a professional football (soccer ) player.

you are playing your first match when an opposing player kicks you in the crotch, cutting off your kibbles and bits... on national tv.

i wish it were a bit warmer here.

It is a bit warmer there....
so warm that it makes the clown make-up run off your avatar's face.

I wish I could stay awake all night

you not only stay awake tonight, you stay awake for three weeks running. ending up in the loony bin, a raving maniac.

I wish someone would buy my art.