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I think you meant to go to the school next door. This is the old folks' home.
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Just got back from the Moon. Didn't have time for homework what with having to save the universe for the third time and all.
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Kinda thought it would get done by itself. It's bound to happen one of these days.

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Like I told you before I am a figment of your imagination. My name is Colonel Shaun Geoffrey Christopher and I am training to lead a manned expedition to Saturn. If you don't remember who I am you are a lousy Star Trek fan and should be banned from the club immediately.
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My mum said I didn't need to.

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No homework will I do...for you...boohoo
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Oh, I never do homework on Mondays. Or any other day. But especially Monday.

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People always ask me to do homework. I find it amusing.
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Questions like these are, smiply put, not my responsibility. The fact that I have no clue as to what you want you want from me is a damning accusation against the school system at large and frankly, our society. Furthermore, I find your arguments to the contrary to be spespecious, anile,adf fey.
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Remember back a few decades ago when I graduated from high school and didn't have to do homework any more? Okay. Now hold on to that memory from now on.
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Sadly, xenophobia got the better of my chicken, who ate my homework.
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The last time you asked me to turn in my homework I made it very clear that it was a stupid request. What happened?
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Unless you can turn back time 35 years, I'm under no obligation to turn in homework.
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Virtually every time you ask me to turn it in I remind you that I'M the teacher, not you. You little snot. I'm calling your parents.
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Well, I thought I'd already demonstrated in class that I knew the material well enough to not have to prove it by doing homework on it.
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X key is missing from my laptop computer and the subject of the assignment was "The role the letter X has played in the development of the human condition" so...
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You're the teacher; you should know the answer.
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Zeke and Freaks were playing at the Adobe Theater last night, I saw you there, you said you'd excuse my homework because you thought "Zeke transcends toil". Were you just high on second hand pot smoke?
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A badger insisted that it was more important for me to help hihm save Sutherland castle.
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Badgers ate my homework. You were there! Why are you asking me about this? They were your badgers! What's wrong with you?
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