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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:33 am
by dANdeLION
I think you meant to go to the school next door. This is the old folks' home.
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:06 am
by aTOMiC
Just got back from the Moon. Didn't have time for homework what with having to save the universe for the third time and all.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 3:54 am
by Sorus
Kinda thought it would get done by itself. It's bound to happen one of these days.
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:17 am
by aTOMiC
Like I told you before I am a figment of your imagination. My name is Colonel Shaun Geoffrey Christopher and I am training to lead a manned expedition to Saturn. If you don't remember who I am you are a lousy Star Trek fan and should be banned from the club immediately.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:30 am
by Sorus
My mum said I didn't need to.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:16 am
by aTOMiC
No homework will I do...for you...boohoo
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:49 pm
by Sorus
Oh, I never do homework on Mondays. Or any other day. But especially Monday.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:52 pm
by aTOMiC
People always ask me to do homework. I find it amusing.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:39 pm
by dANdeLION
Questions like these are, smiply put, not my responsibility. The fact that I have no clue as to what you want you want from me is a damning accusation against the school system at large and frankly, our society. Furthermore, I find your arguments to the contrary to be spespecious, anile,adf fey.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:09 pm
by aTOMiC
Remember back a few decades ago when I graduated from high school and didn't have to do homework any more? Okay. Now hold on to that memory from now on.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:36 pm
by dANdeLION
Sadly, xenophobia got the better of my chicken, who ate my homework.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:21 pm
by aTOMiC
The last time you asked me to turn in my homework I made it very clear that it was a stupid request. What happened?
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:38 am
by dANdeLION
Unless you can turn back time 35 years, I'm under no obligation to turn in homework.
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:03 am
by aTOMiC
Virtually every time you ask me to turn it in I remind you that I'M the teacher, not you. You little snot. I'm calling your parents.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:17 pm
by Cord Hurn
Well, I thought I'd already demonstrated in class that I knew the material well enough to not have to prove it by doing homework on it.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:05 am
by aTOMiC
X key is missing from my laptop computer and the subject of the assignment was "The role the letter X has played in the development of the human condition" so...
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:06 am
by dANdeLION
You're the teacher; you should know the answer.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 11:13 am
by aTOMiC
Zeke and Freaks were playing at the Adobe Theater last night, I saw you there, you said you'd excuse my homework because you thought "Zeke transcends toil". Were you just high on second hand pot smoke?
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:51 pm
by dANdeLION
A badger insisted that it was more important for me to help hihm save Sutherland castle.
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:02 am
by aTOMiC
Badgers ate my homework. You were there! Why are you asking me about this? They were your badgers! What's wrong with you?