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Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:54 pm**

REally, you can't expect me to do my homework with the stress of all this messing about with the alphabet-- may as well go poking at the space-time continuum while we're at it!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:44 pm**

Starvation in the world...all that hunger just depressed me to the point of inaction

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:55 pm**

Trump declared my homework assignment to be "fake news", so I didn't worry about it.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:30 am**

Unicorn ate my desk, my pencils, my pens, my room and my home .. my computer, my family, all my money ..

am homeless, penniless, and orphaned .. so yeah ,, didn't do my homework

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:06 pm**

Vegetables - my Mom said I had to stay at dinner table until I finished them so...couldn't do homework.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:15 pm**

Was too busy trying to avoid being stuck with X this time around. Apologies to whomever comes along next.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:18 pm**

Xylophone practice my aunt swears I will be a world class xylophonist so I don't got time for your silly homework

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:52 am**

Zealot .. yes I said zealot .. I was to busy being a zealot to do homework .. I gots places to be and peeps to see .. as I go about zealoting

Heave ho, heave ho .. a zealoting we go

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:37 pm**

Alrighttttttttty then - that's right my Jim Carey impersonations kept me from doing homework

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:43 pm**

Batman doesn't do homework, and I'm going to be Batman when I grow up.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:10 pm**

Calibration prevented me from turning in my homework. One of your questions was what is 20 + 45 and I wanted to make sure at what calibration the 20 was at - was it a measure of apples or time? so Yeah...you need to specify things here teach.

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:31 am**

I friggn hate home work and am ideologically opposed to homeworking.. the end

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:37 pm**

Doldrums - come on teacher haven't you ever had one of those days were you won't want to do anything - well I am having one of those YEARS.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:19 am**

I been grumpy all day .. and just thinking about homework made me even grumpier .. no one likes a grumpy me so I thought it was in everyones interest not to do it

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:48 pm**

Enirgerizer rabbit - I am plum determined to wait until that rabbit stops going so your dratted homework is gonna have to wait

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:31 pm**

For the love of Pete! I have told you repeatedly to stop asking me for my homework. I am not nor have I ever been in your class.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:00 pm**

Gave homework up for Lent.

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:48 am**

Hogwarts Owled me to say I had been accepted for this coming semester so shove your muggle homework where the sun don't shine.

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:30 am**

I know the answer to life, the universe, and everything - what could your petty homework possibly offer me?

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:51 pm**

Joking? Your joking right? C'mon this is some kind of joke right? All right where are you hiding the surprise people ? Homework pshaw!

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