Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:37 pm**

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. Stop trying to corrupt me with your homework.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:59 pm**

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:36 pm**

Lingering - lingering over making my homework absolutely correct in every way. Did I make my writing the write dimensions? Did I provide verifiable proof that my answer is correct? Does the teacher understand the emotion behind every pen or pencil stroke? These are important questions for a homework artist that I am.

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:16 am**

Maybe you need a new hobby. Asking me about homework before every class must get tedious, no?

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:19 am**

Non sequitur. Your facts are faulty and uncoordinated. Must sterilize imperfections. Sterilize!

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:28 pm**

Obviously you know the answer so you tell me why I didn't.

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:50 am**

Probably wasn't a good idea to assign an essay on procrastination, but I will study for it later.

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:44 am**

Quality homework answers should not be rushed, so I gave myself an extra day or two beyond the deadline. I have to have standards, you know!

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:38 am**

Really? I dropped out of school weeks ago to get a job to support my family. Now I have to get back to work, do you want paper or plastic?

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:41 pm**

Silly teacher homework is for rabbits

Posted: **Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:40 am**

Tribbles ate my homework.

Posted: **Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:14 pm**

Useless waste of time - I have more important things to do like google my girlfriends name.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:52 am**

Very confused as to why you think I'd do homework for you again after you accused me of copying from Wikipedia last time.

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Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:18 pm**

What homework? Look teacher - I don't know you think you are but only my parents can make me work from home. If you really wanted it done you should have called it school work.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:47 am**

X came around yet again, and I got stuck with it yet again. With that kind of luck, I really can't risk doing homework right now.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:25 pm**

Yesterday you told me to do homework - well today is today so the rules of yesterday no longer apply.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:30 pm**

I cant possibly do any homework I am much too busy with Mallory's

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:19 pm**

Zealot! Is that all you do all day long is pester children about their homework? Get a life teach!

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:30 pm**

Hey chill your beans - there's more to life than homework .. get a life

already

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:14 pm**

All night long I tossed and turned thinking of a good reason why I was not going to turn in my homework...got nothing...

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