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No answers will suffice but let me begin by telling you about the big bang and eventually it will all make sense....
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Obviously Sam's lecture on the entire history of the universe will get the top grade, so I didn't even bother trying to compete.

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Please retain some decorum Ms.. its not all about YOU 🙄 always with I want this, I want that, sit down, speak up .. do your homework, hand it in 🙄 .. geez high maintenance much 🤷‍♀️
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Quietly the wind whistled through chilling my inner being...shattering my illusions..oh be still my beating heart! oh be still... oh was it so to be restless on the pale moon light...oh to see through the fogs of despair...oh be still ravage heart oh be still!!! savage hearts beats through the night drumming...drumming!,,,

Ah homework? Ah yes...hmmm....where was I?
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:LOLS:
Very clever 😁

Rest Miss .. dont distress yourself with the vagueries of life .. did we do our homework or didnt we do our homework 🤷‍♀️ Who can say 🤷‍♀️ Such things are merely the minutiae of life. Answers to such questions will add nothing of value to your life. Rest easy knowing we have learned all you have taught ... what can be of greater value than that 🤷‍♀️
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:LOLS:

Silly teacher YOU told me I didn't have to do homework - remember? Remember the day you were all mad at us and said c'mon give me a break just do you homework until summer session arrives. Well...I took my summer session early!
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Tell me why I should do my homework and Ill tell you why I shouldnt and depending on whose argument is better .. they win no homework for a year ..

.. oh you dont HAVE to do any homework 🤷‍♀️ so you will not entertain such a game ... well your just a spoilsport 😛
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Utterly confused here - I turned it in just a minute ago and then I took it back and now you want it again? You need to define your parameters - you never told us you wanted to KEEP our homework.
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Very good Sammy 😂😂😂😂

Various explanations are available for why my homework wasnt completed .... should I list them alphabetically for you 🤷‍♀️ I can if you want me to 🤷‍♀️
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Where am I? Is this some sort of alien torture chamber? Aughhh!!!! Someone help me this thingy blob here is demanding something called homework!!!
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X-Files - Sam seems to be stuck in an episode. I should probably offer to help, or at least watch, since it sounds entertaining. Either way, I won't have time for homework.

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You cant literally expect me to literally do homework when two of my dearest and nearest are absorbed by some alien life force
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Zero. That's the grand total of times your course covered alien abduction. I can't help but wonder what other gaps you've left in my education. This homework you assigned has no practical value.

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:LOLS:

Absolutely I will! In fact I already did - you see after my alien abduction I was given the keys to create invisible paper- now go get yourself abducted so you can find it!!!
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By the way, how can I be sure YOU aren't an alien, and you asking for my homework is just a diversion?
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Cant make me 🙅‍♀️ .. GO find another diversion .. I have a zero alien tolerance policy and Im not falling for your alien homework distractions ever again .. go torture aliens on your own planet .. you is going down Miss 👇
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Don't think your security rating is high enough to view my homework, since I did a report on the alien invasion and they're saying it's classified.

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Exactly .. where is my homework .. I dont know .. if I knew Id tell you. Where is my homework 🤷‍♀️ .. its a significant mystery .. just like the earlier alien invasion that was previously reported
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Finally I got your confession that you were looking for my homework! This will make great evidence in the alien court system!
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Gone .. yes its gone. Probably a black hole .. be my guess 🤔🤷‍♀️🤔

Things that go in .. dont come out .. 🤷‍♀️
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