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Posted: **Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:24 pm**

Happy to give it to you as long as you can prove that you gave the assignment to all the class everyone knows I have special exemptions

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:14 am**

I tried to turn my homework in to you, teacher, but while walking to school today, a mugger accosted me and took it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:53 am**

Jogging around the block I were .. heart rate pounding, and was sweating like a pig .. oh no they dont do they

So I wiped my brow with my homework

I couldnt possibly give it to you after that

Could I

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:39 pm**

Kind gentle teacher doeth thou pleadest with me to subject myself to the bonds of homework. Oh harsh are thou words to this gentle heart!! Oh weepest my tears to never drench away the pain!! Oh sing my soul to eternal anguish over thy cries! Oh be still! Oh be still...oh be....still....

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:33 pm**

Look, the first rule about homework is we don't talk about homework. That rule was about homework, wasn't it? No? I always get these things wrong. I probably can't be trusted to do homework anyway.

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:41 pm**

May I ask you if you meant today as in today today? Because I was going to turn it in tomorrow when tomorrow turns into today. So don't be chronophobic.

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:23 am**

Nobody likes a teacher's pet, and popularity counts for more than education when you're trying to get ahead in this world.

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:44 pm**

Only you ask for my homework - all the other teachers just roll their eyes when they see me - so just maybe its you that has a problem!

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:33 am**

Pessimism is a great personality trait - give it a try and maybe you'll stop thinking I might actually do the homework one of these days.

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:49 pm**

Quiet! I am trying to imagine my homework being here - with enough concentration I think I can levitate it here from the place I left it at home!!

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:08 am**

Really

theres homework

were you going to give me a heads up on this issue

Really Miss if you expect me to do homework the least you could do is let me know there is homework

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:16 pm**

Simply because I don't have it - that's all you need to know.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:01 am**

Turn my sweater inside out

.. sorry cant quite make out what youre saying

Trouble in the China Seas .. mmm.. yes I agree

Not sure what you want me to do about that

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:38 pm**

Unless you finish the homework I assigned to you first I simply cannot finish yours.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:21 am**

Very probable that I did do my homeswork .. and

what

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:43 pm**

What? Oh homework. Wait....what?

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:40 am**

Xmas holidays .. we had homework during the Xmas holidays ... I think youll find theres a law against that Miss ... and if there isnt there damn well should be

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:48 pm**

You didn't sound serious about that homework thing, you know.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:19 am**

Zebra parade. You don't see one of those every day, so obviously I had to watch instead of doing homework.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:03 pm**

Almost did it then remembered the zebra parade so yeah it didn't happen.

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