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btw - come to think of it i am sure the original bird i posted should have been a swift?
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my dog killed another one about 20 minutes ago.
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sgt.null wrote:Image

btw - come to think of it i am sure the original bird i posted should have been a swift?
Looks kind of like a bluebird.
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Cagliostro wrote:Image


...and that's all I have to say.
Can't see your image, Cag.
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Sorry, how about this one?


And here's a nice pair.

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Oooo, pretty! :)
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Cagliostro wrote:Image

Sorry, how about this one?


And here's a nice pair.

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Wow, those are gorgeous. What are they?
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No. That's Nancy Reagan. :P
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I still haven't been told what the pretty birds are.
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aliantha wrote:No. That's Nancy Reagan. :P
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MsMary wrote:I still haven't been told what the pretty birds are.
Sorry, not much time to play yesterday at work, as there was a network outage with our network provider through all but the last hour of my shift. All of our stores called in. Quite the pain.

In answer to your query, they are tits. Blue ones, to be exact. Who doesn't like a nice pair of tits?
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MsMary wrote:I still haven't been told what the pretty birds are.
Sorry, not much time to play yesterday at work, as there was a network outage with our network provider through all but the last hour of my shift. All of our stores called in. Quite the pain.

In answer to your query, they are tits. Blue ones, to be exact. Who doesn't like a nice pair of tits?
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sgt.null wrote:Image
There's an ostrich farm in Florida.
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also here in texas

imagine a map of texas here pleae.
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