Entertaining a quickie with Arugula and then, just as quickly, berating my cheating-heart. To Kale, alone, I shall be true.
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Entertaining a quickie with Arugula and then, just as quickly, berating my cheating-heart. To Kale, alone, I shall be true.
Entertaining a quickie with Arugula and then, just as quickly, berating my cheating-heart. To Kale, alone, I shall be true.
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Greening America is gonna take the rough work of Roughage and not the layabout ethos of naïve Hippie Daydreaming.
Greening America is gonna take the rough work of Roughage and not the layabout ethos of naïve Hippie Daydreaming.
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Halos of divine origin circle each head of Kale 
as a sign of its superior taste, texture & nutrient value to the world as we know it.
All HAIL KALE
as a sign of its superior taste, texture & nutrient value to the world as we know it.All HAIL KALE
keep smiling
'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
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Jokin' around about there being no Kale. Then realizing — with heart-stopping seriousness — that no Kale is no joke.
Jokin' around about there being no Kale. Then realizing — with heart-stopping seriousness — that no Kale is no joke.
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Lyin' through my teeth that the Kale supply is dry. Keepin' it to myself all the street dealers with the goods.
Lyin' through my teeth that the Kale supply is dry. Keepin' it to myself all the street dealers with the goods.
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Nyan Cat is reseeding the atmosphere with Kale even as we speak. It's real cuz I dreamed it.
Nyan Cat is reseeding the atmosphere with Kale even as we speak. It's real cuz I dreamed it.
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Plastic Kale may be a touch faux for the more granola among us, but this recent collab between DuPont and Monsanto has set abuzz the progressive circles in the Kale community. Better Living Through Chemistry, indeed!
Plastic Kale may be a touch faux for the more granola among us, but this recent collab between DuPont and Monsanto has set abuzz the progressive circles in the Kale community. Better Living Through Chemistry, indeed!
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Riffin' on Kale whenever some lucky passerby can be suitably cornered. Hey, buddy. Wanna hear some amusing and informative Kale anecdotes? Of course you do!
Riffin' on Kale whenever some lucky passerby can be suitably cornered. Hey, buddy. Wanna hear some amusing and informative Kale anecdotes? Of course you do!
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Sadness permeates any day on which the salving solace of Kale is held in abyssally abominating abeyance.
Sadness permeates any day on which the salving solace of Kale is held in abyssally abominating abeyance.
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Taking out my Kale-deprived frustrations on other, hapless vegetables in disturbing, subtextually kinky ways.
Taking out my Kale-deprived frustrations on other, hapless vegetables in disturbing, subtextually kinky ways.
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Underwear needs a li'l extra airtime to breathe after repeated close encounters with Kale byproducts.
Underwear needs a li'l extra airtime to breathe after repeated close encounters with Kale byproducts.
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Vaping becomes a common solution for fighting off cravings of that heaty and robust kale aftertaste! 
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Wishcasting an imminent future in which implacable 'Noes' to Kale's global regnancy shall be scattered and confounded in the pride of their hearts by an uncontestably manifest Knowledge of the Green King's eminent virtues.
Wishcasting an imminent future in which implacable 'Noes' to Kale's global regnancy shall be scattered and confounded in the pride of their hearts by an uncontestably manifest Knowledge of the Green King's eminent virtues.
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Xtrapolating the wonderments of Kale and applying them to mensurate the virtues of non-Kale comestibles, only to find that, nope, they don't clear the bar set by the OG.
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Kale
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Xtrapolating the wonderments of Kale and applying them to mensurate the virtues of non-Kale comestibles, only to find that, nope, they don't clear the bar set by the OG.
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Kale
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Not-Kale