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ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 7:59 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Entertaining a quickie with Arugula and then, just as quickly, berating my cheating-heart. To Kale, alone, I shall be true.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2024 9:16 pm
by StevieG
Fading memories of Kale.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:42 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Greening America is gonna take the rough work of Roughage and not the layabout ethos of naΓ―ve Hippie Daydreaming.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 10:13 am
by Skyweir
Halos of divine origin circle each head of Kale
as a sign of its superior taste, texture & nutrient value to the world as we know it.
All HAIL KALE
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:01 am
by sgt.null
i warned you
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 6:29 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Jokin' around about there being no Kale. Then realizing β with heart-stopping seriousness β that no Kale is no joke.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2024 12:58 am
by sgt.null
Kale is a leafy green vegetable
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2024 8:12 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Lyin' through my teeth that the Kale supply is dry. Keepin' it to myself all the street dealers with the goods.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 10:14 am
by sgt.null
Must get more...
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 7:10 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Nyan Cat is reseeding the atmosphere with Kale even as we speak. It's real cuz I dreamed it.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:00 am
by sgt.null
On top of ol Smoky Jones in for Kale
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 10:47 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Plastic Kale may be a touch faux for the more granola among us, but this recent collab between DuPont and Monsanto has set abuzz the progressive circles in the Kale community. Better Living Through Chemistry, indeed!
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 1:14 am
by sgt.null
Qββ {β‘}ββ‘ΒΏΒ‘γ
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 7:52 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Riffin' on Kale whenever some lucky passerby can be suitably cornered.
Hey, buddy. Wanna hear some amusing and informative Kale anecdotes? Of course you do!
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 6:24 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Sadness permeates any day on which the salving solace of Kale is held in abyssally abominating abeyance.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2024 8:56 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Taking out my Kale-deprived frustrations on other, hapless vegetables in disturbing, subtextually kinky ways.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 7:45 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Underwear needs a li'l extra airtime to breathe after repeated close encounters with Kale byproducts.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 7:16 am
by Cord Hurn
Vaping becomes a common solution for fighting off cravings of that heaty and robust kale aftertaste!
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2024 8:48 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Wishcasting an imminent future in which implacable 'Noes' to Kale's global regnancy shall be scattered and confounded in the pride of their hearts by an uncontestably manifest Knowledge of the Green King's eminent virtues.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:30 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Xtrapolating the wonderments of Kale and applying them to mensurate the virtues of non-Kale comestibles, only to find that, nope, they don't clear the bar set by the OG.
βββ
Kale
βββ
Not-Kale
as a sign of its superior taste, texture & nutrient value to the world as we know it.