Why Is It That...

Post by **drew** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:58 pm

Why does this bother you....at least we're getting the show at the beach!

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:31 am

Why is it that we drove 70 miles just to eat ribs at Big Bob Gibsons BBQ?

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:28 am

drew wrote:Why does this bother you....at least we're getting the show at the beach!

I never said that it bothered me, I was just curious.

Why is it that when we star-gaze,
we hope that we sight an U.F.O.?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:25 pm

Why is it that TV commercials are so insistent about getting you to believe something that just isn't true?
"McDonalds - Hot, Fresh, and Made Just for You." That's 0 for 3, people.

DW

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:39 am

Why is it that stores
that are open 24 hours a day/7 days a week
have locks on the front doors?

Post by **drew** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:17 pm

Why is it that there are stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

Post by **spacemonkey** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:11 pm

How can you have one moose and still have moose when it becomes plural? Ya got one mouse, several become mice, one goose, several become geese. Why don't moose become meese?

Post by **drew** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:44 pm

And is it FISH or FISHES?

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:44 am

Why is it that "Phonics" isn't spelt the way it sounds?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:49 pm

Why is that words are made up of letters, but it still takes many words to write a single letter?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:37 am

Why is it that...
you can pick your friends,
you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose?

I know - that's SICK!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:36 pm

Why is it that cats are magnetically drawn to the one person in the room that doesn't like them?

DW

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:22 pm

drew wrote:And is it FISH or FISHES?

the aquarium guys use both.

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:20 am

Why is it that the Museum of Air and Space isn't empty?

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:34 am

why is that Clowns are scary?

Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:03 pm

Cheval wrote:Why is it that...
you can pick your friends,
you can pick your nose,

but you can't pick your friend's nose?[/size]

Say's who? My friends don't mind

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Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:41 am

why do so many people think the e on the gas gague means excellent.

Post by **drew** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:22 am

Why do most people think that a red light means stop, and an amber light means speed up?

Post by **Phantasm** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:27 pm

Why is it that you're never happy with your lot in life?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:10 am

why is it that hot dogs come in packs of twelve and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?

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