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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:58 pm
by drew
Why does this bother you....at least we're getting the show at the beach!

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:31 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Why is it that we drove 70 miles just to eat ribs at Big Bob Gibsons BBQ?

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:28 am
by Cheval
drew wrote:Why does this bother you....at least we're getting the show at the beach!
I never said that it bothered me, I was just curious.

Why is it that when we star-gaze,
we hope that we sight an U.F.O.?

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:25 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why is it that TV commercials are so insistent about getting you to believe something that just isn't true?
"McDonalds - Hot, Fresh, and Made Just for You." That's 0 for 3, people.

DW

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:39 am
by Cheval
Why is it that stores
that are open 24 hours a day/7 days a week
have locks on the front doors?

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:17 pm
by drew
Why is it that there are stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:11 pm
by spacemonkey
How can you have one moose and still have moose when it becomes plural? Ya got one mouse, several become mice, one goose, several become geese. Why don't moose become meese? :lol: :lol: :lol: ;) ;)

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:44 pm
by drew
And is it FISH or FISHES?

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:44 am
by Cheval
Why is it that "Phonics" isn't spelt the way it sounds?

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:49 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why is that words are made up of letters, but it still takes many words to write a single letter?

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:37 am
by Cheval
Why is it that...
you can pick your friends,
you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose?











I know - that's SICK!

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:36 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why is it that cats are magnetically drawn to the one person in the room that doesn't like them?

DW

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:22 pm
by sgt.null
drew wrote:And is it FISH or FISHES?
the aquarium guys use both.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:20 am
by Cheval
Why is it that the Museum of Air and Space isn't empty?

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:34 am
by sgt.null
why is that Clowns are scary?

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:03 pm
by Phantasm
Cheval wrote:Why is it that...
you can pick your friends,
you can pick your nose,

but you can't pick your friend's nose?[/size]
Say's who? My friends don't mind :biggrin: [/b]

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:41 am
by sgt.null
why do so many people think the e on the gas gague means excellent.

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:22 am
by drew
Why do most people think that a red light means stop, and an amber light means speed up?

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:27 pm
by Phantasm
Why is it that you're never happy with your lot in life?

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:10 am
by sgt.null
why is it that hot dogs come in packs of twelve and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?