Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:51 pm
Cousin Itt needs help shaving...I have to help.
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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:29 pm
Divot tool stuck in head. Must go to clubhouse instead.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:51 am
Every time I see you, you have that pink feather boa around your neck....kind of worries me about what else you might be wearing
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:50 pm
Fuh-reak...! Didn't notice it at first.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:05 pm
George Bush called to tell me you're a weapon of mass destruction.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:49 pm
Haggis-eating contest 3rd place winner.....feeling a little sick to my stomach.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:41 pm
Intestinal virus...I just can't stomach you!
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:59 am
Just joined a convent.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:12 pm
Kenny's Dead. You Killed Him. You 8@$t@rd$!!
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:41 pm
Left my heart in San Francisco...must go retrieve it.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:22 pm
Me not know date broke. I fix!
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:24 am
Not tonight... Benny Hill will be on the telly.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:28 am
Oh ... I guess I just don't want to date you!!
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:32 am
Practicing to be a magician, so will you please dissappear?
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:57 am
Quarter-pounders aren't my idea of a romantic dinner
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:23 am
Ruffled underwear on a man always makes me reconsider. 
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:25 am
Soiled underwear on a woman always makes me reconsider.
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:57 am
Titanium underwear projects a mixed message.
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:42 am
no underwear? well if you can't even afford fine-cotton-Hanes, forget-it!
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:13 am
(ABC) Underwear is overrated but you won't even let me demonstrate my theory.