Kevin's Watch

Someone buys all your art, but only cos it's cheaper than buying firewood.

I wish I looked 21 again.

you look 21, get carded and forgot your id. so no drinking at the pub with the gang.

I wish my coworker would quit.

your cowork quits after going on a homosidal rage through the city.

I wish my msn had some cooler smileys

you get new smileys but the are a red flag for homeland security and you end up in a dungeon overseas.

I wish my story had been accepted for the anthology.

Me too Sarge, me too.

thanks

I wish we could all just get along

...along, side-by-side, skipping towards the edge of a cliff.


I wish I could find a good photo to post in the Album.

You find that good photo and post it, but then some burly ex-convict from Germany finds it during a random internet search and comes looking for you cuz he's convinced you're the same guy who set him up for prison.

I wish I had a Playstation 3

*POOF*
You are enjoying your new Playstation 3 with all the cool new games.

Just at an intense moment during your favorite game,
there is a knock on the door.

It is the person from whom the Playstation 3 was stolen from,
with the police to seize the stolen property and arrest you.



I wish I can win a few games of chess against KW members.

Your wish is granted; You win several games of Chess against KW players who had already read this post. Grumpily, they convene, and decide you cheated. You are blocked forever from Kevin's Watch in a ceremony in which your Avatar is pelted with virtual tomatoes.

( I guess now I have to email you this response, since you cannot get back on... )


I wish I was irresistable to women.

Poof, you are irresistible to women....women can no longer resist the urge to kick you.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Now, because of your wish, you have to buy a lot of property (That you cannot afford) so that your million male deers can roam.

I wish I can't get sick

You can't get sick but those around you can and do so often so that all your free time and energy is spent nursing your friends and family back to health.

I wish I could teleport

Your wishes are granted:

1. Cameramnn Jenn teleports directly into solid rock, without her wineglass.

2. I wish wayfriend were here and making wishes.

*poof* Your wish is granted. Now you have to deal with Wayfriend's dark side. Muah ha ha. Ha Ha.

I wish that they made than dang Covenant movie.

*poof*

wish granted. They make the Covenant movie, but totally miscast the whole thing, and create ditzy White Gold merchandise which breaks on first use.

I wish I could have food delivered right to my office so I can keep playing in Mallorys.

POOF your food is delivered Elfie but it gives you the runs so you spend most of your workday suffering in the bathroom.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

Your wish is granted, but you wish for a "good stiff drink" is corrupted, and you get a warm stale RC, delivered by Al Gore.

I wish for The Green Bay Packers to win the Superbowl next year!

*poof*

You think of a good wish. A GREAT wish. It leaves you chilled, breathless, and a little overheated at the same time. But it's too late: you used your one wish to think of a good wish. Darn. You go into a spiralling depression, which ends up with you arrested on Josh Holloway's property, yelling "JUST THINK ABOUT IT!" as you're hauled away. The footage shows on the season finale of Cops.

I wish that I had enough money in the bank to retire.