Kevin's Watch

Everybody failed to do their homework, and let me tell you, I was deeply conflicted about the whole thing. On the one hand, I didn't want to be like everybody else. On the other, I didn't want everybody else to think I was trying to gain special favor by conforming. It was a struggle, but I think I made the right choice in the end. You can probably guess what that was.

Flogging a dead horse miss ... no ones gonna do homework and no ones handing it in. Its just not happening .. I recommend acceptance therapy .. it works

God told me not to turn it in - who am I to question God?

Handed it in to the other teacher .. in another school, in another town, in another state, in another country .. yep did it yesterday

Indeed, why didn't you turn in my homework? Huh that is what you just asked me? Hmm I guess we have a personal pronoun standoff.

Jurassic Park was on, and a dinosaur ate my homework. Okay, a dinosaur didn't eat my homework because I didn't do my homework, but if I'd done my homework, a dinosaur could have eaten it. Homework could potentially attract dinosaurs, and you are putting me in a great deal of danger by trying to make me do it.

pfffftttt

Kinda almost did .. but then I thought that .. if I did .. wheres the challenge in that Miss? So didnt

Last night we almost had a fondue. When Charlie the dog heard about it he was an emotional wreck. I got so concerned for him that I had to write myself a note to take a mental health break. Here it is in my diary! So my homework had to wait.
And the dog is okay now, he had prairie oysters for dinner and he loves those!

Mired in misery my homework is miss .. It was sooo miserable that I couldnt bear to inflict it upon your memorable mind and I dont possess the emotional fortitude to deal with it further

Nobody but you cares if I turn in my homework and I am here to please the masses!

On my way to school this morning this tall bearded man wearing boardshorts and a Fleetwood Mac tshirt got on the bus and said to me "what was your homework about?", and I told him that I had written an essay for science on how to cook a fondue without splitting it.
He said to me "I must have it for my Raelian Movement craft fair this afternoon, give me the essay".
I had to give it to him. I thought he we going to turn me into something unnatural.
Then he disappeared in a flash and bang of blue light.

Put my homework right out of your mind sir, there are many far more important things to do in ones life

Lol Kizza- good one!

Quality time with my pencil- I could not bear to see it get more whittled away by writing your assignment

Right .. didnt do it .. you got me miss .. fair call

Since we removed all of the low hanging apples and pears from the fruit trees in the backyard, Charlie the black groodle has become distant. Like a bored visitor to the household. No long walk or ball games with anyone in the family can stop him from returning to the trees and looking and sniffing longingly up at the branches bearing fruit.
We have been so worried about him, we never got anything done last night. No homework, no video games, no television. It was like the time when he ate all of the fruit off the peach tree and we were wondering what happens with the stones? They come out let me tell you.
We were so distracted and nervous we didn't even make a fondue.

And the winner is Kizza





Terrible winds have wrought havoc on my home today .. it came into the house, blew everything around and carried off my homework

Until you produce a search warrant I simply must abide by the constitution and not give you my lawfully produced property

Very sorry to be forced to admit that I did not actually DO any homework at all this year.

Well, it's a long story, but the short version is that I didn't do it.

Xcellent question Miss .. so yeah, no right, that .. mmm .. not sure what to say .. yeah you say you just want the truth .. and yeah I hear ya .. but I just dont think you can handle the truth