ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:52 pm

You want my homework? Oh that is priceless! Just yesterday you said my homework was a piece of trash - so yeah that's where it is.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:18 pm

Pointlessness of the exercise caused me to simply not turn in my homework....

Post by **Kizza** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:46 am

Zucchini and cauliflower were all over the table in preparedness for last nights fondue. Dad had invited the Antipasta Gnashing Cult around, and when they saw my homework for Home Ec about "salting ham" they tore it to shreds and dipped and ate it! Turns out there wasn't enough meat on the table. Charlie the black groodle ate some of it too.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:34 am

Abstract explanations from me wont make the fact that I did not do my homework any easier to swallow.

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:23 pm

Because everyone else turned in their homework and I didn't want you to get a big ego thinking you were doing a great job of teaching - so - your welcome.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:01 am

Creative reasons why I have not done my homework I think are good for my brain .. so you see how good NOT doing my homework is for me? I suggest you ask the same of all your students

I feel I am learning soooo much by NOT doing homework at all

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:25 pm

Don't you know that know Billy was put in hospital last night and he absolutely refused to do my homework while in the hospital even though I pre-paid him for en entire year. I guess I learned my lesson eh?

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:56 pm

Ever wondered why anyone does homework? I mean philosophically speaking, what does it mean?

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:22 pm

Four score and seven years ago my forefathers said to me - hey bubs we didn't do our homework and neither should you!

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:28 pm

Grumpy is as grumpy does Miss .. and youre coming across pretty grumpy right now

just saying

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:19 pm

Happiness is not doing your homework - I think that is a quote somewhere...hmmm it is possible I started it...but all good things start somewhere

Post by **Kizza** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:46 pm

I remember the time you said we did not have to do our homework if we have a perfectly reasonable explanation. My explanation is perfectly reasonable, but it is subject to legally privileged eyes only.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:19 am

Jolly good night out Miss .. yes thats definitely why I didnt get round to it

Youre only young once YOLO

Post by **Kizza** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:00 am

"Kizza where is this? Kizza why didn't you do that? Kizza go there. Kizza get that"
Do you realise how much pressure I am under here? I am on the last stage of FarCry5 and I have to do it without any automatic weapons. So, homework? Really? There must be an amendment I can call on for this.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:01 am

If only

.. mmm .. IFonly I HAD done my homework

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:55 am

Main reason I didn't do my homework was - wait, are you actually paying attention? This is awkward.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:26 am

Yeah just to clarify .. my LOL was my L

right

Not telling ... Im always telling why I didnt do stuff .. and not going to engage with you any more. Some things are personal anyhoo

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:43 pm

Obviously you don't care about my homework or else you would not have asked everyone else for their homework. Until you identify my homework as the only homework that matters - because obviously it is - then you don't deserve to have it.

Post by **Kizza** » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:35 am

Pear, apple, strawberry and white seedless grapes were used in last nights chocolate fondue, and just as we sat down to eat it, this tall guy with a beard came into our house and demanded I hand over my essay on public transport.
I remember noticing he was wearing a pair of boardshorts and a Fleetwood Mac tshirt, when I told him you'd be angry with me for not handing it in.
He said it didn't matter, and that you would understand once he fixed the train timetables up again. He said it would only take a couple of years. That is when he took it and just disappeared in a puff of smoke!

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:32 am

Questioning is something that the cops do .. and mmm .. Id wager Kizzas statement about his homework would suffice to assist in the apprehension of the afore described homework thief.

Oh you have a question? Well I was preoccupied solving a crime .. Im thinking we both know whats more important

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ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game