Kevin's Watch

Last night I realised that the teachers of the 21st century are so heavily inundated and influenced by the media and boundless equally accurate and spurious information, that I thought I would do the right thing and save you from my little bit for a change.

Many times I turned in my homework- can you prevent proper evidence that you have thoroughly read them? I need video and collaborative witnesses. I need to see a higher graded homework to compare my grades against a higher standard. Nay I demand a fair trial by my peers!!

Until then I am a homework conscientious objector.

Nineteen koalas were mating in our front yard last night. The hooting and humphing noises were so loud and disturbing that I couldn't concentrate, let alone sleep. They didn't even start to light cigarettes up until well past midnight!

Oh oh oh .. went Kelly Koala ... apparently .. and OH no they started a bushfire when they chucked their fags to the floor at the commencement of round 3.5

So I performed my public service and helped put it out .. the fire that is

Probably won't ever experience a koala orgy, but for better or worse, I can't get the thought out of my head. Can't possibly focus on homework right now.

Question that? No Miss .. a koala orgy never ends well, or so I believe .. my only experience with one was the consequential afterglow from the raging bushfire it precipitated.

Queue .. there was a queue of cars exiting the park trying to escape the bushfire .. and I dunno how .. but I must have dropped my homework when fanning the fire .. right before I realised that fanning fires dont put them out

Hey what can I say? Im a dolt .. I dont do my homework

Really tempted to drop out of school to start a band called Koala Orgy. I can't sing or play any instruments, so I should probably practice or something. No time for homework; I'm gonna be famous.

Sorus is on to something here methinks .. a band comprised of no instruments or singing .. it might be like an ethereal performance of "music", what music is or might be in thousands of years from now .. when the planet is so anti pollution they ban all noise as well.

Seriously Miss .. I see that being a distinct possibility .. but yes you are right .. maybe a different name?? But should we really censor ART?

Solid plan and I SIGNED up to join the band .. so yeah .. also busy .. up to here


Motions hand to top of head

Time traveling me will bring it back to the present...well humph since it hasn't happened is proof positive time travel will never be created

Unlike Sam, I have not given up hope on the existence of time travel. Until it's a reality, I can't afford to waste time on things like homework.

Very reasonable premise .. the pursuit of homework and its arguably positive impact on individual intelligence but ... I think time travel will be of greater assistance to me

Was in such a hurry to get here so as not to be the person stuck with X, I totally forgot about homework.

Damn X

X did not mark the spot ... so couldnt complete the homework

"You assigned homework???"

Zithers have not made a come back and until they do....no homework!

At the very mention of the word 'homework' all of the atoms in my exercise book spontaneously quantum tunnel down to a lower energy level and disappear from the world forever. See? If you hadn't asked me my book would be right here with all of the work done, but now it's gone and the universe is going to be destroyed by vacuum decay all because of you.

If you were a proper science teacher you'd have known that.

Because barnacles attached to my entire body prevented me from coming to school all last week do you really think I could do my homework???

Colleges don't care about your homework they just care I hacked into computer and looks like I'm getting straight A's

Didn't have time to do my homework because it was my night to binge-watch Game of Thrones.
I may not be able to do any homework for a while...
I only got to watch the 1st season and there is a LOT of catching up to do!

Every time I turn in my homework you ask for more. I was trying something different this time.